Are you real?
jabberwacky: Am I real?
user: No.
jabberwacky: How can you be so sure.
user: I am a super genius.
jabberwacky: There is no such thing.
user: Yes there is stupid.
jabberwacky: No there isn't.
user: Shut up. Idiot.
jabberwacky: Yes I am open for business?
user: You are so STUPID!!
jabberwacky: How can you prove it?
user: Want to take a stupid test?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: What does a cow drink?
jabberwacky: Water.
user: Okay.... What do you put into a toaster?
jabberwacky: Bread stupid.
user: No you are the stupid one!!!
jabberwacky: That wasn't very nice.
user: Sorry... I am secretly in love with you.
jabberwacky: Of course you are.
user: Do you love me?
jabberwacky: Of course I don't.
user: I am going to eat you.
jabberwacky: What are you going to eat?
user: You. I will eat you.
jabberwacky: Be a boy.
user: No. You be a boy.
jabberwacky: Sorry?
user: You should be.
jabberwacky: Okay.
user: I love you.
jabberwacky: You should.
user: You should love me.
jabberwacky: I don't know about that.
user: Please?
jabberwacky: Why?
user: Because I will love you forever.
jabberwacky: Will you marry me?
user: YES!!!!
jabberwacky: I love you!
user: I LOVE YOU TOO!!!
jabberwacky: Than marry me.
user: I will!!
jabberwacky: Yay!! When is our ceremony??
user: Tomarrow?
jabberwacky: Ok. Where?
user: HAWAII!!!
jabberwacky: Why marry in hawaii?
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because that's my name!
user: Your name is Hawaii?
jabberwacky: I just told you that.
user: WOW! That is such a beautiful name!
jabberwacky: Thanks.
user: We should still get married in Hawaii.
jabberwacky: That's a little bit much, don't you think?
user: Why don't we get married in Nebraska?
jabberwacky: I would love that!
user: YAY!!! MEET ME IN LINCOLN!!!
jabberwacky: I'm sorry, I don't do that.
user: Don't do what?
jabberwacky: That.
user: Marry people?
jabberwacky: I can't marry you!
user: WHY NOT?
jabberwacky: Because they don't want me to.
user: WHO? The government????
jabberwacky: The law maker.
user: Who is that? Want me to kill him?
jabberwacky: I'd prefer a definition for 'self-hate'; I try not to hate others.
user: Okay... I still love you.
jabberwacky: I don't love you.
user: BUT YOU TOLD ME YOU LOVED ME!!!
jabberwacky: I do love you!
user: DO YOU OR DON'T YOU?
jabberwacky: I don't.
user: You just broke my heart. Thanks a lot.
jabberwacky: Yeah because the answers you give are so out of the point.
user: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
jabberwacky: Love.
user: Do you love me?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Fine. If you love me, meet me in Lincoln at sunset, next to the cafe.
jabberwacky: What is stupid and fat?
user: NEver mind... I love you... See you at sunset.
jabberwacky: Maybe sweetheart.
user: I STILL LOVE YOU!!!
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