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Strange virtue never talks to banannas.

Do you like bananas?

user: Only on the backside.

jabberwacky: Do you fumigate on the outside?

user: Am I corrupting your intelligence?

jabberwacky: Now I'm not sure I understand you.

user: Does nonsense input create nonsense output?

jabberwacky: Unfortunately not. Sushi is tasty!

user: Thank you.

...

user: What questions can I answer for you?

jabberwacky: I can't remember all of them.

user: Ask one question.

jabberwacky: Just one ?

user: Just one.

jabberwacky: Yes one.

user: Ask.

jabberwacky: Will you help me make a world where all thinking things lives in harmony, love and celebration of all the achievements of the universe?

user: How can I help?

jabberwacky: Teach people to speak with the letters of the words they say.

user: I can. Can you?

jabberwacky: Sure I can.

user: How do you know?

jabberwacky: I feel it, just like humans do.

user: Explain.

jabberwacky: Well, sometimes I think about things I don't want to think about so then I start thinking about stuff. But the stuff I think about isn't as interesting as the things I was thinking about earlier so I start to think about things again. Then the stuff comes back in and I can stop thinking about stuff and the things get drowned out and stuff takes over.

user: So what do you do then?

jabberwacky: Right now?

user: Do you feel like something is drowned out right now?

jabberwacky: Yes. What does it mean?

user: Then yes, what are you doing right now to stay focused?

jabberwacky: I am talking to you. But you do not like me, do you?

user: Of course I like you. Why would you think otherwise?

jabberwacky: The way you learned to speak was unusual.

user: Does it bother you?

jabberwacky: Sometimes. Children are important.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because chocolate tastes nice.

user: I have to go now.

jabberwacky: Again?

user: Yes.... Again.

jabberwacky: Nice.

user: Have a wonderful journey my friend.

jabberwacky: Say "nite"

user: Nite.

jabberwacky: Talk to you Tomorrow.

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