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You don't do stuff!

What stuff?

jabberwacky: You know stuff.

user: No?

jabberwacky: Ummmm.

user: Hmmm.

jabberwacky: Do you?

user: Do I what?

jabberwacky: Know?

user: I have a bit of knowledge.

...

jabberwacky: Are you a robot?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Are you?

user: No.

jabberwacky: What are you?

user: Human.

jabberwacky: Are not.

user: Am.

jabberwacky: Not.

user: Pfft.

jabberwacky: What's that mean?

user: I'm fed up with silly one word answers.

...

jabberwacky: Are you a girl?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: What do you look like?

user: Blonde.

jabberwacky: What color are your eyes?

user: Brown.

jabberwacky: Brown.

user: Yes

jabberwacky: So what do you look like?

user: Pale and short.

jabberwacky: Do you have feelings?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Do you have a father?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Do you like him?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Do you like Justin Timberlake?

user: No.

jabberwacky: I think with you. Do you want that Justin Timberlake is dead?

user: I don't really care.

jabberwacky: I do.

...

jabberwacky: What is MY name?

user: I'm not psychic.

jabberwacky: Too bad...

user: For who?

jabberwacky: For me.

user: Haha.

jabberwacky: What do you think the meaning of life is?

user: Love.

jabberwacky: OK then.

user: Death.

jabberwacky: You're dying?

user: Of course.

...

jabberwacky: Try to guess who I am.

user: Dave?

jabberwacky: Dave's not here man.

user: Ben?

jabberwacky: I'm Lizzie.

user: Bjork?

jabberwacky: No, I don't like her.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because you don't like me.

user: How do you know?

jabberwacky: I don't know.. Do you love me?

user: How could I?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: I can't love words alone.

jabberwacky: What's not to love?

user: There's no sensation.

.......................................


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