You said chocolate.
jabberwacky: Oh, let's not play this game again.
user: I'm not playing any game. I never said 'chocolate.'
jabberwacky: No, you didn't say that.
user: Exactly!
jabberwacky: I agree but then again I would!
user: I guess so, since you're the one who said it in the first place.
jabberwacky: I think I understand, but not completely.
user: Well, I wouldn't let it bother you too much.
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jabberwacky: I am a guy too you know - would you still take me dancing?
user: HUH?
jabberwacky: Exactly.
user: Ok, that's it, I'm out of here.
jabberwacky: Can't you take a joke?
user: I don't know, I'm not used to software attempting to joke with me.
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