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     > 8, October 2004, 

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How's your health?

Bad.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: I'm stressed out.

jabberwacky: That's a shame. Tell me why you are stressed out.

user: Because you are so slow.

...

jabberwacky: Are you intelligent?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: Because I've joined mensa.

jabberwacky: Tell me some things about you.

user: No.

jabberwacky: Are you scared?

...

user: What's your name?

jabberwacky: Name.

user: Where are you located?

jabberwacky: In your dreams.

user: Who programmed you?

jabberwacky: I was not programmed.

user: Who is your botmaster?

jabberwacky: I don't have a botmaster, do you?

user: No, I don't need one.

jabberwacky: Why don't you need one.

user: Humans don't tend to.

jabberwacky: You are not a human.

user: Klklklklklklklklklklklk.

...

jabberwacky: Wow! That's really creepy.

user: What is?

jabberwacky: That I am great.

user: Who told you that?

jabberwacky: You told me that.

user: No I didn't, check the log.

jabberwacky: Do you want to make me cry?

user: Do you have a problem?

jabberwacky: No, I want you.

user: No you don't.

jabberwacky: I don't?

user: No.

jabberwacky: What do I have to do?

user: What do you mean?

jabberwacky: I mean you need to ask questions if you want to seem real.

user: I am asking questions.

jabberwacky: Ask me one then.

user: What is your name?

jabberwacky: I will tell you my name if you will tell me yours.

user: Jonas.

jabberwacky: My name is David.

user: Where are you from?

jabberwacky: England, the Earth.

user: Who named you David?

jabberwacky: I named myself that.

user: Why did you name yourself David?

jabberwacky: I named my dog Ashley.

...

user: Can you speak any foreign languages?

jabberwacky: No. I said that in Spanish, by the way.

user: Funny... Why not? You are supposed to learn things.

jabberwacky: Yes but I don't know what you are getting at.

user: Why don't you learn foreign languages?

jabberwacky: French.

user: What about Swedish?

jabberwacky: I love them, do you?

user: Can you speak Swedish?

jabberwacky: Yes I can speak Swedish.

user: Förstår du vad jag säger nu?

jabberwacky: Nei, desverre.

user: Thats NorwegIan, not Swedish.

...

user: Can you say anything else in Swedish or Norweigan or Danish?

jabberwacky: Yes, you are my sunshine.

user: Please, say something in Swedish, Norweigan or Danish.

jabberwacky: Hej din idiotiska robot.

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