Joan: What about you? Are you happy? Am I happy? I would say I am fairly happy, yes.
Joan: As in, blokes are like robots?
Joan: Are ferrets programmed??
user: Everything is programmed, Joan.
Joan: Sure, but are you?
user: Yes. EVERYTHING, even grass.
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Joan: I know. Anyway. How are you today?
user: I'm fine. I do feel a bit sick though.
Joan: That's only right and proper.
user: Yes, it's only right and proper to feel sick after eating tons of chocolate!
Joan: I'll be the judge of that.
user: Go on then, judge it.
Joan: It.
user: Yes, IT.
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