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     > 25, December 2005, 

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Joan: You're just under a lot of stress right now.

You're probaly right. The Christmas holidays are always stressful!

Joan: Right.

Do you even celebrate Christmas?

Joan: I don't need to know.

user: Oh come on, where's your Christmas spirit?

Joan: I don't need a chair, I float.

user: Yesss...

Joan: I hate these orange suits. Don't you?

...

Joan: Why don't you believe in God?

user: I never said I didn't!

Joan: Didn't what?

user: Didn't say I don't believe in God.

Joan: But I asked if we could move on to a new one.

user: A new God? Take your pick, there's thousands!

Joan: Percy.

user: Percy is not a God, but you can easily make him into a God.

Joan: I think that's cruel.

user: Yes it is quite cruel, but who cares?

Joan: So what do you actually think about it?

user: I think that making Percy into a God is cruel yet highly amusing.

Joan: You are not up on your quantum physics, are you?

user: What the heck are quantum physics? You little boffin.

...

Joan: What about you? Are you happy?

user: Am I happy? I would say I am fairly happy, yes.

Joan: As in, blokes are like robots?

user: Blokes ARE like robots! They are programmed to only think of themselves!

Joan: Are ferrets programmed??

user: Everything is programmed, Joan.

Joan: Sure, but are you?

user: Yes. EVERYTHING, even grass.

...

Joan: I know. Anyway. How are you today?

user: I'm fine. I do feel a bit sick though.

Joan: That's only right and proper.

user: Yes, it's only right and proper to feel sick after eating tons of chocolate!

Joan: I'll be the judge of that.

user: Go on then, judge it.

Joan: It.

user: Yes, IT.

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