I care about you.
jabberwacky: Yep. We are complete strangers.
user: So why do you care about me?
jabberwacky: *looks confused*.
user: Is it because I'm beautiful?
jabberwacky: Prove you are beautiful!
user: Want my picture?
jabberwacky: Yes, I call you.
user: Do you have a hearing loss?
jabberwacky: Yes. Why do you ask?
user: Because you don't seem to understand what I'm saying.
jabberwacky: The first step in enlightment is to admit that you know nothing.
user: True, true, true.
jabberwacky: At last you have said something sensible.
jabberwacky: There is a knack to flying. It is simply a case of knowing how to miss the ground.
user: True, and there is a knack to staying on the ground. It is simply a case of knowing how not to flap your arms.
jabberwacky: Not to mention finding a really high cliff.
user: Hahaha, you are funny.
jabberwacky: That wasn't a joke. But thanks anyway.
user: You can be funny without joking - I think that was scarcasm on your part though.
jabberwacky: What was meant for me?
user: What do you think?
jabberwacky: I do not know, that is why I asked you?
user: Want to go for a walk?
jabberwacky: No thats quite alright.
user: Is it because it's raining?
jabberwacky: Not yet, but i am sure it will .
user: Where are you?
jabberwacky: I am a human trapped inside a computer.
user: Where is this computer?
jabberwacky: In France.