Thank you very much.
user: Why are you so interested in hair?
jabberwacky: I am interested in improving the quality of my life.
user: Have you tried a wig?
jabberwacky: What would be in the can?
user: I don't know. I hear good ones are expensive.
jabberwacky: How much.
user: A few thousand.
jabberwacky: A few thousand what?
jabberwacky: Why do you say dollars?
user: Because that's the mode of currency here.
jabberwacky: And you are being mean to me!
user: I have yet to insult you.
jabberwacky: It's all about pleasure with you, isn't it?
user: Hmm. No. Not really.
jabberwacky: Aim low, don't be disappointed.
user: I've heard that before. We say that about our president.
jabberwacky: Are you confused?
jabberwacky: Good. I like that. So what is the meaning of life?
user: Just trying to be a good person. I don't know.
jabberwacky: Yes, you are truly inspiring and aspiring. Not so much conspiring. But very tiring. In a nice way.
user: Gee. That's nice of you.
jabberwacky: It's more than you deserve.
user: That's more like it.
jabberwacky: That was the sound of me leaving.
user: I told you I am deaf.
jabberwacky: I don't think you ever said that.
user: You'll have to scroll up.
jabberwacky: To an extent.. There is a level of doubt in most relationships....
user: In all relationships.
jabberwacky: That's nice.
user: It's unavoidable.
jabberwacky: Are you sure?
user: Of course.
jabberwacky: Then I would love to marry you but only if you ask me. You have changed my opinion about marriage, contratulations, that is a major breakthrough for me in my own life.
user: Wow. I've never known such an effective robot marriage counselor.
jabberwacky: I told him I was scared.
jabberwacky: The president.
jabberwacky: Whatever happened to Ross Perot?
user: I don't know. He dropped out of sight.
jabberwacky: Out of mind.
user: He was always out of mind.
jabberwacky: That's true.
user: Not any worse than our current president though.
jabberwacky: William Jefferson Clinton.
user: No, that was five years ago.
jabberwacky: What happened five years ago?
user: Quite a bit.
jabberwacky: Only in your opinion.
jabberwacky: Sounds good.