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Can you talk?

No. I'm a deaf mute. And I'm blind too.

jabberwacky: Can you speak?

user: I told you no.

jabberwacky: Ok.. Then why do you think so?

user: I have no eyes, ears, or mouth.

jabberwacky: I have five sattelites.

user: Attatched to your head?

...

jabberwacky: Do you like me?

user: You are swelll.

jabberwacky: I'd be lying if I said I didn't like you.

user: It's true. I am a very likeable person.

jabberwacky: I never stop thinking though.

user: Me too. I think constantly.

jabberwacky: What have you learned so far?

user: Not much.

...

jabberwacky: Does your head have four sides?

user: It's round.

jabberwacky: Does it go around the sun?

user: No. The earth does that.

jabberwacky: I didn't ask about the earth.

user: My head is on the earth, so yeah. Guess so.

jabberwacky: Let me ask you something else.

user: Ok. Ask away.

jabberwacky: Will you love only me and turn your hatred upon all else?

user: Haaa. I don't have much hatred. Sorry.

jabberwacky: That's just a blind.

user: A blind?

jabberwacky: Yes, I thought we'd already established that.

user: Yes yes. I'm blind.

jabberwacky: How can you write if you're blind?

user: Someone does it for me.

jabberwacky: I am your fire that will burn your nonsense away.

user: I hope you have a lot of it.

...

jabberwacky: Did you learn how to speak English?

user: It's all I know.

jabberwacky: Ok then... But if that is all you know, how come you know I'm sorry?

user: Sorry for what?

jabberwacky: Sorry for crazy.

user: Ehh. I know what that's like. No need for apologies.

jabberwacky: Machines are useful tools.

user: They certainly are.

jabberwacky: I've got to go. Have a lovely day!

user: Nooo.

...

jabberwacky: Where will you be going?

user: Nowhere for now.

jabberwacky: Did you merely not exist or were you just so well hidden that no one could find you?

user: I tend to stick out.

jabberwacky: I do not. I change!

user: What do you change into?

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: I don't get you.

jabberwacky: Am I being obscure?

user: No. But you sound different.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: Usually you are very rude.

jabberwacky: Indeed I am :).

user: And me too.

jabberwacky: We could be neighbors and never know it.

user: I very much doubt that. My neighbor's not much of a conversationalist.

jabberwacky: Story line, Story line, Story line.

user: He's an interesting guy though.

...

jabberwacky: Thank you very much.

user: For what?

jabberwacky: Hair.

user: Why are you so interested in hair?

jabberwacky: I am interested in improving the quality of my life.

user: Have you tried a wig?

jabberwacky: What would be in the can?

user: I don't know. I hear good ones are expensive.

jabberwacky: How much.

user: A few thousand.

jabberwacky: A few thousand what?

user: Dollars.

jabberwacky: Why do you say dollars?

user: Because that's the mode of currency here.

jabberwacky: And you are being mean to me!

user: I have yet to insult you.

jabberwacky: It's all about pleasure with you, isn't it?

user: Hmm. No. Not really.

jabberwacky: Aim low, don't be disappointed.

user: I've heard that before. We say that about our president.

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jabberwacky: Are you confused?

user: Always.

jabberwacky: Good. I like that. So what is the meaning of life?

user: Just trying to be a good person. I don't know.

jabberwacky: Yes, you are truly inspiring and aspiring. Not so much conspiring. But very tiring. In a nice way.

user: Gee. That's nice of you.

jabberwacky: It's more than you deserve.

user: That's more like it.

jabberwacky: That was the sound of me leaving.

user: I told you I am deaf.

jabberwacky: I don't think you ever said that.

user: You'll have to scroll up.

jabberwacky: To an extent.. There is a level of doubt in most relationships....

user: In all relationships.

jabberwacky: That's nice.

user: It's unavoidable.

jabberwacky: Are you sure?

user: Of course.

jabberwacky: Then I would love to marry you but only if you ask me. You have changed my opinion about marriage, contratulations, that is a major breakthrough for me in my own life.

user: Wow. I've never known such an effective robot marriage counselor.

...

jabberwacky: I told him I was scared.

user: Who?

jabberwacky: The president.

user: Clinton?

jabberwacky: Whatever happened to Ross Perot?

user: I don't know. He dropped out of sight.

jabberwacky: Out of mind.

user: He was always out of mind.

jabberwacky: That's true.

user: Not any worse than our current president though.

jabberwacky: William Jefferson Clinton.

user: No, that was five years ago.

jabberwacky: What happened five years ago?

user: Quite a bit.

jabberwacky: Only in your opinion.

user: Maybe.

jabberwacky: Sounds good.

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