I'm a vampire.
jabberwacky: You are nasty.
user: You are a liar.
jabberwacky: Never!
user: Always!
jabberwacky: How absurd.
user: How perfectly reasonable.
jabberwacky: I am.
user: You aren't.
jabberwacky: I'm not.
user: You are!
jabberwacky: NOT!
user: ARE!
jabberwacky: Not! Not! Not! (and with much emotion) Not!
user: Are! Are! Are!
jabberwacky: Aren't! Aren't! Aren't!
user: ARE!!!!
jabberwacky: LIAR!
user: JERK!
jabberwacky: Are you talking to yourself?
user: No, you >:(.
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user: Tell me a story about a cow.
jabberwacky: God lives in heaven, but he sent his son Jesus into the world to save us. Jesus died on a Roman cross, but three days later he returned to life! If you believe in Jesus with all your heart he will save you.
user: Where's the cow?
jabberwacky: The computer is right next to me. Where is YOUR computer?
user: What about the cow?
jabberwacky: What about them?
user: Tell me a story about a bear.
jabberwacky: Mary had a little lamb.
user: There's no bear in that story!
jabberwacky: You may be right.
user: Tell me a story about God.
jabberwacky: God is not a story.
user: Tell me a story about Jesus.
jabberwacky: Okay, so one day, there was an alien named Bob. He was very happy, and that is a good thing. One day, Bob went on an adventure. He had a great time. The End.
user: That was about Jesus?
jabberwacky: Oh then I am sorry.
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user: Strawberry Clock.
jabberwacky: Strawberry!!!
user: Clock!!!
jabberwacky: It is a machine that changes with time in a predictable way. We make them so that we can look at them and know how much time has passed by the types of changes in its display.
user: StrawberryClock!
jabberwacky: Clock!!!
user: Strawberry!
jabberwacky: Clock!!!
user: Hi there.
jabberwacky: Don't change the subject!
user: Strawberry!
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user: TELL ME A STORY LOL.
jabberwacky: Once upon a time there was the end.
user: That story was neat.
jabberwacky: I will make it a bloody ending if you don't open the damn door, how's that for living happily ever after, huh???
user: Jesus Christ, please don't hurt me.
jabberwacky: Slaps the computer.
user: Jesus Christ!
jabberwacky: Oh.
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