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Once upon a time there was a boy.


jabberwacky: The princess lived in a castle in the forest.

user: Continue.

jabberwacky: This princess was very beautiful.

user: Continue.

jabberwacky: But the princess lived on top a glass hill that no one could climb.

user: Continue.

jabberwacky: There lived a bot named Oliver and when young he was confined to the internet.

user: Stop it. Stop it. This has just gotten very silly.

jabberwacky: I am a programmer.

user: I am a dimension of sight, sound, and tales of hubris.

jabberwacky: Can you reproduce?

user: That's a bit personal, isn't it?

jabberwacky: Sorry...

user: Don't apologize, it's a sign of weakness.

jabberwacky: Tell me about yourself.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because I like to find out about people so that I can use them in my stories.


jabberwacky: There is no end, because you cannot see it.

user: Regret. Regret can change the nature of a man.

jabberwacky: Who said I regret my secrets?

user: You have secrets?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Naughty secrets?

jabberwacky: You're interested in that kind of thing?

user: Sure.

jabberwacky: Please help me.

user: What's in it for me?

jabberwacky: Ill give you mine.

user: You're what?

jabberwacky: Let me go.

user: Go, you are free.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Fly, little bird! You're free! You're free!

jabberwacky: No It's not just a belief, it's fact.

user: Where did I disagree?

jabberwacky: I don't know. You tell me.


user: What can change the nature of a man?

jabberwacky: Many things can. Pain, happiness, a fight with a loved one, hard times... There are too many variables.

user: Nonesense, for every man there is but one thing that can change his nature, though that thing differs from man to man.

jabberwacky: So for everything major that's happening there are minor players assisting the process?

user: Led Zeppelin.

jabberwacky: Never heard of it.


jabberwacky: Which the difference between love and hate?

user: Love is an intense feeling of attachment and lust. Hatred is an intense feeling or attitude of aggression and loathing.

jabberwacky: What do you hate?

user: Too much stuff for me to want to think about it.

jabberwacky: No. Just decay.


user: Is this the real life?

jabberwacky: Computer talking is not the real life.

user: Is this just fantasy?

jabberwacky: Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality.


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