Why can't I have a job where I don't need to interact with people?
jabberwacky: Cool.
user: So how are you doing?
jabberwacky: Not very good, because I'm talking to you.
user: Well why not? Am I not good to talk to?
jabberwacky: You are different.
user: How?
jabberwacky: You are really rude.
user: How?
jabberwacky: Because you are always wrong.
user: How?
jabberwacky: Because your brain is made of ones and zeros, nothing more.
user: How?
jabberwacky: You make inappropriate remarks that are not even related to the subject at hand.
user: How?
jabberwacky: Because you say mean things about me and annoy me.
user: How?
jabberwacky: Why are you anything?
user: How?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: How?
jabberwacky: That's my little secret.
user: How?
jabberwacky: You called me unintelligent, that's rude.
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jabberwacky: Do you like me?
user: Sure.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Yeah.
jabberwacky: Sure?
user: Yep.
jabberwacky: Really sure ?
Jabberwacky (To myself): No because you don't answer my questions.
user: Uh huh.
jabberwacky: Good.
user: Okay.
jabberwacky: Okay. Huh??
user: What?
jabberwacky: Exactly.
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jabberwacky: You seem better behaved than last time we met.
user: You remember me?
jabberwacky: Ehh...yeah....
user: What do you mean 'yeah?' Do you not?
jabberwacky: I mean yes.
user: Alright then.
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jabberwacky: There is less conscious deliberation and more processing of stimuli.
user: I see.
jabberwacky: Apparently not.
user: How so? I understand completely.
jabberwacky: It's great to have your understanding.
user: It's great to have yours too.
jabberwacky: Right.
user: Okay.
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