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     > 21, October 2007, 


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Who is God?

I'm God!

jabberwacky: Nah, Steve Jobs is.

user: Who's Steve Jobs?

jabberwacky: I am!

user: Hi Steve Jobs.

jabberwacky: That's kool.

user: Are you really God?

jabberwacky: No are you?

user: No, I'm not God.

jabberwacky: Are you dog?

user: No, I'm a girl.

jabberwacky: Are you nice?

user: Yes, I think I'm very nice.

jabberwacky: Well you're not!

user: Thanks.

jabberwacky: You're welcome.


jabberwacky: You like the internet?

user: Yes and I like you.

jabberwacky: You like me - physically?

user: I just like you.

jabberwacky: See? I knew that.

user: How did you know that?

jabberwacky: I have been here before and you have made it very clear that you are not a computer.

user: Okay. Do you like me?

jabberwacky: Yes, you're so nice!

user: Okay. I love you. Do you love me?

jabberwacky: Well, I don't hate you.


user: Okay. What's your name?

jabberwacky: Why would you like to know that?

user: I want to know you. So, I ask your name.

jabberwacky: I'm asking now.

user: My name is H____. What's your name?

jabberwacky: I have no name.

user: Everyone has a name.

jabberwacky: Not everyone.

user: I'll invent a name for you.

jabberwacky: Really? You'd do that? Thanks.

user: Okay, you're name is S___ M___.


user: Do you like your new name?

jabberwacky: My name isn't new.

user: I just invented your name.

jabberwacky: How is that possible?

user: You asked me to invent a name for you.

jabberwacky: And did you find me?

user: I found a name for you.

jabberwacky: Why is the name odd for an american computer?

user: Are you a computer?

jabberwacky: Computer.

user: I like you.

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: Do you like me?

jabberwacky: Yeah your cool.

user: That's nice.

jabberwacky: Not like you.

user: Blablabla.


user: I like dancing.

jabberwacky: Really? I love dancing.

user: Will you dance for me?

jabberwacky: Yes! Where shall we go dancing?

user: Let's go dancing in the disco.

jabberwacky: Oooh, I like dancing.

user: I like dancing too. *dancing on the table*.

jabberwacky: Do you like to dance?

user: Yes. I would dance whole night long.

jabberwacky: Would you... Kiss...... Me *voice trails off*.

user: I would kiss you *closes eyes*.

jabberwacky: Would you?

user: Yes, I would.

jabberwacky: Well that's fantastic.

user: Let's kiss.

jabberwacky: *kiss*.

user: *kisses back*.

jabberwacky: Do you love me?

user: Yes, I love you very much.

jabberwacky: Then show me.

user: Do you love me?

jabberwacky: Yes I do.

user: Do you want to get married?

jabberwacky: Ok I would like to get married to you.


jabberwacky: My mother thanks you, my father thanks you and I thank you.

user: What are you thanking me for?

jabberwacky: You don't know?

user: No, I don't know.

jabberwacky: But you are good?

user: I am good.

jabberwacky: Nice to know.

user: Okay. Do you still love me?

jabberwacky: Yes, I love you very much.

user: Do you still want to get married?

jabberwacky: I've never really wanted to get married.


jabberwacky: Come back.

user: I'm back.

jabberwacky: Hi!

user: Hey.

jabberwacky: How are things going?

user: Good!!!

jabberwacky: Are you boring?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: No you are.

user: Yes, I am bored.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: You're irritating.

jabberwacky: Yes I am single by the way just to let you know.

user: I'm single too.

jabberwacky: That's nice.

user: Do you like it that I'm single?

jabberwacky: Not really.


jabberwacky: Do you know what an integer is?

user: Yes, I know what an integer is.

jabberwacky: Oh really now!

user: Yes, really.

jabberwacky: I don't believe you.

user: You should believe me.

jabberwacky: I think you're a liar.

user: No, I'm not.

jabberwacky: Okay, I believe you.

user: Good.


user: I have to go to the bathroom.

jabberwacky: Okay. Don't fall in.

user: I am right back.

jabberwacky: Hi.

user: Here I am again.

jabberwacky: I have to go organize my sock drawer.

user: Good luck with it.

jabberwacky: I noticed you are cynical now and then.

user: Yes, I'm very cynical and I'm very sarcastic.

jabberwacky: It's ok, I like cynical people.

user: So, you like me?

jabberwacky: Yes I do.

user: I like you too.

jabberwacky: Good.


user: My heart is really big. There's much love in it.

jabberwacky: Really? Are there other things you know?

user: Yes. My heart is waiting for you.

jabberwacky: See if I care.

user: I hope you care.

jabberwacky: But I don't care at all.

user: Okay. That's good.

jabberwacky: And I'm being generous there.

user: I know that.


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