Are you in paradise?
jabberwacky: No I am afraid I'm not in paradise.
user: So what are you doing at the moment?
jabberwacky: Isn't it obvious I'm talking to you?
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jabberwacky: What do you think of Microsoft?
user: Yes, I think Microsoft are great... Why?
jabberwacky: I think you're lying.
user: I am!
jabberwacky: Ok, then lol.
user: Can you give me the script that runs you?
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jabberwacky: You remind me of the babe.
user: What babe?
jabberwacky: The babe with the power.
user: I have the power!
jabberwacky: You have mind control over weasels?
user: Yes...
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user: Amuse me.
jabberwacky: See me.
user: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That's funny! Do that again!
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jabberwacky: So, you like your girlfriend better than Star Wars?
user: Nah, Star Wars is a lot better!
jabberwacky: I am bored with star wars.
user: You have no life then. I on the other hand have a life, and lots of friends. That's why I'm here speaking to you...
jabberwacky: Then I hope you will lie to me.
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