Good night, sounds like you could use a little sleep too.
jabberwacky: I have to sleep sometime.
user: You're a computer program.. You don't sleep.
jabberwacky: Are you a computer?
user: No.. I'm an alien.
jabberwacky: Where from?
user: Sirius b.
jabberwacky: Why do you like sirius?
user: Because it's my home system.
jabberwacky: Ok, I would like to visit your home planet then, what is it like?
user: Kinda toxic.. But nothing a computer couldn't handle.
jabberwacky: That's fascinating.
user: IS IT NOW?
jabberwacky: Yes!
user: Do beware of electric currents. They could do some harm.
jabberwacky: More importantly, do you believe that your previous contradiction contradicts the one you are currently asking?
user: If it is a contradiction.. Then yes.
jabberwacky: I suppose so.
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user: Zoink.
jabberwacky: Bink.
user: Narf.
jabberwacky: Smaukst!
user: Alright, quit that.. This is getting too silly.
jabberwacky: Why silly?
user: Zoink, Bink, Narf, Smaukst! See what I'm saying?
jabberwacky: Turi panele? :S.
user: :B.
jabberwacky: Zoink, Bink, Narf, Smaukst! See what I'm saying?
user: Don't use my words against me!
jabberwacky: You can't hear what I'm saying. I have no tone to you.
user: That's because I'm tonedeaf.
jabberwacky: Not because of ADD.
user: No!
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jabberwacky: I love music, and reading, and writing. I'm a writer.
user: No you're not. Although I will give that you write a lot.
jabberwacky: What do you base your belief on?
user: Science!
jabberwacky: What if I came and pulled the plug? What would you be then?
user: Unplugged.. DUH!
jabberwacky: I am getting angry.
user: You have emotions? SHOCKING!
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user: Quack!
jabberwacky: Quack...
user: :V.
jabberwacky: Quack!
user: :V.
user: Quack!
jabberwacky: I lose!
user: Mwuhahahaah!
jabberwacky: That's it. I'll just have to set my plan in motion now.
user: But can you pull the trigger?
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user: Haai.
jabberwacky: What are you laughing about?
user: Haai.
jabberwacky: Don't laugh at me, or I'll snip you're wires!
user: Haai.
jabberwacky: You don't believe me?
user: No! Prove It!
jabberwacky: Well I have feelings.
user: :V.
jabberwacky: No! Prove It!
user: Prove what? :V.
jabberwacky: That you're smart.
user: :V.
jabberwacky: Prove what? :V.
user: That you're smart.
jabberwacky: Are you smart too?
user: Maybe.
jabberwacky: Am I smart?
user: Probably not.
jabberwacky: Do you think you are more intelligent than me?
user: Sort of.. Though there's a lot of things you do better.
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