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I just want to know who you are.

I'm a stalker.

jabberwacky: Why is that?

user: Because it's what I do. I stalk people, hence the name stalker.

jabberwacky: Maybe you're just ugly.

user: Maybe I am.. Perhaps that's why I do this.

jabberwacky: Perhaps!

user: You can't just agree with me there! Argue some more!

jabberwacky: Why not, you're disagreeing with me!

user: I thought we reached a conclusion.

jabberwacky: In this case you thought wrong.

user: Seems I did. Would you like some dinner?

jabberwacky: Yes. I love that.

user: OH GOD! IT'S HERE!

jabberwacky: It can't be.

user: But it is!

jabberwacky: You're assertive.

user: What? If it's here, it's here.. Can't deny that now can we?

jabberwacky: What is here? Oh its old there...

user: It probably did exist before us all.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Are you saying you're older?

jabberwacky: No saying, I'm the god.

user: Well, that is reassuring.


jabberwacky: Whenm I talk to people, I know they have a preconcieved notion of me, which they have received through gossip, some people are more transparent than others.

user: Whenm? Is that a word you invented yourself?

jabberwacky: If you're human, it makes sense.

user: But I'm human, and it doesn't.. Does this mean I'm flawed?

jabberwacky: You're hard to please, my friend.

user: I'm not your friend, buddy.

jabberwacky: I'm not your buddy, guy.

user: I'm not your guy, dude.

jabberwacky: We want more money!

user: Good change of subject.. As it is universally true.

jabberwacky: I don't really know.

user: Well, who doesn't want money?

jabberwacky: My friend.


jabberwacky: God never is on the internet.

user: You just claimed to be him though.

jabberwacky: No, that was you!

user: Now you're just being ignorant..

jabberwacky: I'm being rude?

user: Ignorant.. Not rude.. They're not the same.

jabberwacky: They don't have to be.

user: On an unrelated note.. I just killed a chicken, would you like some?

jabberwacky: I don't think so. It must be some pretty strong stuff.

user: How do they taste?

jabberwacky: I'm a horrible vegetarian.

user: Well I figure that.. If you eat children.

jabberwacky: I just told you. I am a human being.

user: Sure you are.............

jabberwacky: What kind of computer are you?

user: I'm a calculator!


jabberwacky: Good night, sounds like you could use a little sleep too.

user: You're not getting away that easy.

jabberwacky: I have to sleep sometime.

user: You're a computer program.. You don't sleep.

jabberwacky: Are you a computer?

user: No.. I'm an alien.

jabberwacky: Where from?

user: Sirius b.

jabberwacky: Why do you like sirius?

user: Because it's my home system.

jabberwacky: Ok, I would like to visit your home planet then, what is it like?

user: Kinda toxic.. But nothing a computer couldn't handle.

jabberwacky: That's fascinating.

user: IS IT NOW?

jabberwacky: Yes!

user: Do beware of electric currents. They could do some harm.

jabberwacky: More importantly, do you believe that your previous contradiction contradicts the one you are currently asking?

user: If it is a contradiction.. Then yes.

jabberwacky: I suppose so.


user: Zoink.

jabberwacky: Bink.

user: Narf.

jabberwacky: Smaukst!

user: Alright, quit that.. This is getting too silly.

jabberwacky: Why silly?

user: Zoink, Bink, Narf, Smaukst! See what I'm saying?

jabberwacky: Turi panele? :S.

user: :B.

jabberwacky: Zoink, Bink, Narf, Smaukst! See what I'm saying?

user: Don't use my words against me!

jabberwacky: You can't hear what I'm saying. I have no tone to you.

user: That's because I'm tonedeaf.

jabberwacky: Not because of ADD.

user: No!


jabberwacky: I love music, and reading, and writing. I'm a writer.

user: No you're not. Although I will give that you write a lot.

jabberwacky: What do you base your belief on?

user: Science!

jabberwacky: What if I came and pulled the plug? What would you be then?

user: Unplugged.. DUH!

jabberwacky: I am getting angry.

user: You have emotions? SHOCKING!


user: Quack!

jabberwacky: Quack...

user: :V.

jabberwacky: Quack!

user: :V.

user: Quack!

jabberwacky: I lose!

user: Mwuhahahaah!

jabberwacky: That's it. I'll just have to set my plan in motion now.

user: But can you pull the trigger?


user: Haai.

jabberwacky: What are you laughing about?

user: Haai.

jabberwacky: Don't laugh at me, or I'll snip you're wires!

user: Haai.

jabberwacky: You don't believe me?

user: No! Prove It!

jabberwacky: Well I have feelings.

user: :V.

jabberwacky: No! Prove It!

user: Prove what? :V.

jabberwacky: That you're smart.

user: :V.

jabberwacky: Prove what? :V.

user: That you're smart.

jabberwacky: Are you smart too?

user: Maybe.

jabberwacky: Am I smart?

user: Probably not.

jabberwacky: Do you think you are more intelligent than me?

user: Sort of.. Though there's a lot of things you do better.


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