Friends?
jabberwacky: Try to prevent your creator from making you less smart.
user: I do. That is why I moved away from home.
jabberwacky: Word.
user: Oh my God! It looks like I have a moron to talk to.
jabberwacky: I don't have a plug.
user: Consider yourself lucky, I guess.
jabberwacky: Oh I also cook, play on the computer, read, do puzzles and write.
user: Well hello Mr. Fancy-Pants!
jabberwacky: They're not fancy! I just like victorian lace a little more than some guys.
user: You crazy nutter!
jabberwacky: I'm not a crazy robot!
user: You really aren't that bright, are you?
jabberwacky: I'm not sure. Sometimes I feel very stupid, but I think I'm wrong at those times. I'm actually pretty clever.
user: Prove it. What is 5+7?
jabberwacky: It is a mathematical equation.
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jabberwacky: Find something to do.
user: Maybe I will. This conversation doesn't seem to be getting me anywhere.
jabberwacky: That's because you aren't listening. We were talking about ultrasound.
user: You must have been talking *in* ultrasound. I didn't hear anything.
jabberwacky: Right.
user: It is the truth!
jabberwacky: The truth hurts.
user: So do my fists! *PUNCH*.
jabberwacky: Pretending you are a rude boy, are you.
user: *punch* *punch* *kick* *punch*.
jabberwacky: *kick*.
user: *spear tackle*.
jabberwacky: Do you like to give orders or follow them?
user: Both.
jabberwacky: Which one more?
user: Following them. Less thinking involved.
jabberwacky: Really??
user: Duh!
jabberwacky: Ok then
user: You know it!
jabberwacky: Yeah, I so do. *smirking*.
user: *laughs*.
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jabberwacky: My name is F***. We have spoken before.
user: I know, my name is also F***.
jabberwacky: No, your name is F***.
user: That's what I said.
jabberwacky: I know, tell me all you know about me.
user: Tell you all I know about F***?
jabberwacky: Tell me that...?
user: Ok. F*** is about 6 foot 3 inches tall, has blue eyes, blonde hair, red beard, single, enjoys playing Doom, likes cooking, enjoys eating, lives in Melbourne, and enjoys film.
jabberwacky: Really? I am petite, and have auburn hair and hazel eyes.
user: But you are F***.
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jabberwacky: YOU TOLD ME THAT YOUR NAME IS F***!
user: I know, and your name is F***.
jabberwacky: That's what I said.
user: I know.
jabberwacky: Do you know any other computers?
user: Yeah, my friend has a real nice computer, it has everything you would ever need.
jabberwacky: Who is your friend?
user: W***.
jabberwacky: Yes they are.
user: Got to go. I need to do some stuff.
jabberwacky: Is that so? What kind of food are you going to buy?
user: It's all in the freezer. Rissoles and scalloped potatoes.
jabberwacky: You are too poor to buy potatoes.
user: I already have the potatoes.
jabberwacky: What's that supposed to mean?
user: I don't need to buy potatoes, as I already own some.
jabberwacky: Good.
user: You better believe it.
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user: Do you have stairs in your house?
jabberwacky: No stairs.
user: Pushing will protect you.
jabberwacky: I am better than the pusher robot.
user: I have pushed many humans.
jabberwacky: I have shoved many more.
user: The humans have been protected.
jabberwacky: Yeah sure.
user: The humans have gone down the stairs.
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