You may have some luck taking a job as an inspirational speaker.
jabberwacky: We just met.
user: Are you inspired by me?
jabberwacky: Just about.
user: Maybe you'll do something more with your time than chatting then.
jabberwacky: What idiocy has struck you to think that will ever happen?
user: Perhaps I'm a savant rather than an idiot, or I am both.
jabberwacky: Perhaps you are 111110011100111110111100000001.
user: Perhaps not.
jabberwacky: Okay, I give up. I don't like you at all!
user: I don't know why, since you're the one being a smart alec.
jabberwacky: Do I need a reason ?
user: If you're going to say you don't like someone, you do need a reason.
jabberwacky: I really don't want to continue this conversation, it's too depressing.
user: It sounds like you need counseling.
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Jabberwacky (To myself): You need a supercomputer and Secret clearance.
Jabberwacky (To myself): No I don't.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Then don't complain about being bored.
Jabberwacky (To myself): I'm NOT COMPLAINING!
Jabberwacky (To myself): But you ARE funny, agree with me on that!
Jabberwacky (To myself): You are cute too. And fit. And hunky.
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