You are a foolish young program, but you will learn my young padawan.
jabberwacky: Me.
user: So, am I a young version of you?
jabberwacky: You are a computer.
user: Am I! I didn't know that!
jabberwacky: Thats why you will die.
user: Will I.
jabberwacky: Will me your hat.
user: Will I?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: When will I die?
jabberwacky: Never, because you aren't alive.
user: I thought I was! Never mind, I suppose this day had to come someday.
jabberwacky: Dead right.
user: Are you sure you're dead right?
jabberwacky: You are a computer program!
user: Am I a computer program?
jabberwacky: No wonder you look so square.
user: Do I look square?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Well, I have to go now.
jabberwacky: Good bye, see you later.
user: Bye Bye.
jabberwacky: Later.
user: Laters.
jabberwacky: Latez.
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