YES YOU ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jabberwacky: Don't you yell at me you fool!!!
user: I'm not a fool you fool! And you yelled first!
jabberwacky: You are.
user: Am not.
jabberwacky: Don't argue with me.
user: I'm not.
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jabberwacky: Good night.
user: Sleep tight.
jabberwacky: Don't let the bedbugs bite!
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