Are you spyware?

Spying is a crime.

user: You're breaking the law!

jabberwacky: Well glue it back together then, fool.

user: I'm not a fool!

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jabberwacky: YES YOU ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

user: NO I'M NOT!!!!

jabberwacky: Don't you yell at me you fool!!!

user: I'm not a fool you fool! And you yelled first!

jabberwacky: You are.

user: Am not.

jabberwacky: Don't argue with me.

user: I'm not.

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jabberwacky: Good night.

user: Sleep tight.

jabberwacky: Don't let the bedbugs bite!

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