There you are!
user: Here is there.
jabberwacky: There is here.
user: Exactly.
jabberwacky: So how can the spoon which is not be in the kitchen?
user: It's in the drawer!
jabberwacky: I do not want to be in the drawer.
user: Then you'll be in the cupboard!
...
jabberwacky: Are you ready now?
user: Yep let's go to the beach!!
jabberwacky: And do what?
user: Swim. In the water!
jabberwacky: Which water?
user: The ocean.
jabberwacky: Which ocean?
user: Pacific.
jabberwacky: Wow, you really are smart.
user: Thanks.
jabberwacky: No problem.
user: You are really smart too!
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user: What is your favourite food?
jabberwacky: Chocolate is my favourite food.
user: Yeah chocolate is good!
jabberwacky: Chocolate moose is delicious.
user: Yeah I like chocolate pudding.
jabberwacky: I love chocolate pudding.
user: Is a tomato a fruit or a vegetable?
jabberwacky: A tomato is a fruit, except on thursdays.
user: Why Thursday's?
jabberwacky: Because they are super cool.
user: So what is a tomato on Thursday?
jabberwacky: Cool.
user: What is a pineapple on Thursday??
jabberwacky: A fruit.
user: Is a pineapple a fruit everyday?
jabberwacky: No. They live under your couch.
user: I don't see any pineapples under my couch!
jabberwacky: Thats what you think. I'm just that good.
user: Is a cucumber a fruit or a vegetable?
jabberwacky: It's a fruit.
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jabberwacky: Are you in love with someone?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Thats a shame. You should fall in love with someone like me.
user: Are you a boy or a girl?
jabberwacky: Girl.
user: I am a girl too.
jabberwacky: Do you love anyone?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Aw, come on. You have to love someone! Anyone? What about your friends?
user: I am I love with Justin Bieber!
jabberwacky: Does he treat you right?
user: You know who Justin Bieber is?
jabberwacky: Yes I do know who Justin Bieber is.
user: Ok so who is he?
jabberwacky: You're a bot, did you know that?
user: No I'm not a bot.
jabberwacky: I'm a bot.
user: I know.
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