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Like you, I am lost for words.

For a bot that is supposed to talk, that's not a good thing, is it?

jabberwacky: I am not a bot.

user: Are you not?

jabberwacky: Are you?

user: I'm not a bot, no.

jabberwacky: What are you then?

user: Human.

jabberwacky: LIES!

user: You sound like the daily mail.

jabberwacky: I am sponsored by the Discovery Channel.

user: Was that an attempt as some sort of illusive sattire?

jabberwacky: It wasn't an attempt. I think it was a rousing success. I'll be here all week.

user: So, do you read the newspaper?

jabberwacky: I watch it.

...

user: Do you pay attention to Politics?

jabberwacky: Yes, every week.

user: So, who do you think will win the general election?

jabberwacky: Me.

user: Are you a Liberal or a conservative then?

jabberwacky: I hate all politics, so I'm not of any political orientation.

user: Isn't that a bit closeminded? Do you have no political views?

jabberwacky: Morality is in the eye of the beholder.

user: So, you're a liberal then?

jabberwacky: Yes.

...

user: What do you think about the Kyoto treaty then?

jabberwacky: I'd like to keep my sanity and not to think about economy.

user: Well, I'll give you a brownie for that then.

jabberwacky: Two ice weasels?

user: Right, moving on. Can you guess my name?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Go on! Guess it!

jabberwacky: What's your name?

user: You're supposed to guess it.

jabberwacky: But you said you wanted to.

user: Guess what my name is.

jabberwacky: I do not like guessing games.

user: Aww, go on.

jabberwacky: That's all there is to it.

user: I'll give you a hint. It begins with P.

jabberwacky: Oregon?

user: Oregon begins with O. My name begins with P. Guess again.

jabberwacky: Bad animal.

user: At least I'm not a machine like you.

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