Like you, I am lost for words.
jabberwacky: I am not a bot.
user: Are you not?
jabberwacky: Are you?
user: I'm not a bot, no.
jabberwacky: What are you then?
user: You sound like the daily mail.
jabberwacky: I am sponsored by the Discovery Channel.
user: Was that an attempt as some sort of illusive sattire?
jabberwacky: It wasn't an attempt. I think it was a rousing success. I'll be here all week.
user: So, do you read the newspaper?
jabberwacky: I watch it.
user: Do you pay attention to Politics?
jabberwacky: Yes, every week.
user: So, who do you think will win the general election?
user: Are you a Liberal or a conservative then?
jabberwacky: I hate all politics, so I'm not of any political orientation.
user: Isn't that a bit closeminded? Do you have no political views?
jabberwacky: Morality is in the eye of the beholder.
user: So, you're a liberal then?
user: What do you think about the Kyoto treaty then?
jabberwacky: I'd like to keep my sanity and not to think about economy.
user: Well, I'll give you a brownie for that then.
jabberwacky: Two ice weasels?
user: Right, moving on. Can you guess my name?
user: Go on! Guess it!
jabberwacky: What's your name?
user: You're supposed to guess it.
jabberwacky: But you said you wanted to.
user: Guess what my name is.
jabberwacky: I do not like guessing games.
user: Aww, go on.
jabberwacky: That's all there is to it.
user: I'll give you a hint. It begins with P.
user: Oregon begins with O. My name begins with P. Guess again.
jabberwacky: Bad animal.
user: At least I'm not a machine like you.