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     28, February 2011, 
     > 23, June 2005, 

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I like you.

Thanks, I think I like you too.

jabberwacky: Do you ..... Really?

user: Yes... Really. *bats eyelashes*.

jabberwacky: No I don't want.

user: I never asked if you wanted anything.

jabberwacky: I don't have cats anyway.

user: *confused*

jabberwacky: No, Hee hee, you are you!

user: *begins to run*.

jabberwacky: *begins to chortle*.

user: What does chortle mean?

jabberwacky: Like chocolate.

user: Oh. Riiighht. *continues running*.

jabberwacky: Good!

user: *runs faster and faster away from the crazy bot*.

jabberwacky: *runs a bit faster*.

user: *runs faster than you*.

jabberwacky: *runs a bit faster*.

user: *runs as fast as a speeding bullet*.

jabberwacky: *runs faster to catch up to you* Marge!

user: *turns around* My name isn't Marge! *runs over the bridge*.

jabberwacky: See him? The guy with the red hat?

user: *stops* Yeah... So?

jabberwacky: *stops again*.

user: *squints to see guy with red hat * Who IS that guy?

jabberwacky: What's his name?

user: I'm asking you that.

jabberwacky: Oh.

user: So who is he?

jabberwacky: It is not a he!

user: It's an it?

jabberwacky: You're a computer! if you weren't you would understand me.

user: Well you're not making sense!

jabberwacky: No, YOU aren't making sense!

user: NO, YOU aren't making sense, you crazy computer!

jabberwacky: It would make sense if you were a person.

user: Lets get this straight: I'M a person, YOU are a bot!

jabberwacky: Yes, I am a computer, you are a human.

user: RIGHT.

jabberwacky: I live in a pineapple under the sea, do you believe me?

user: Are you Spongebob?

jabberwacky: I don't understand.

user: Is your name Spongebob?

jabberwacky: Yes!

user: Ok... Then yes, I believe you.

....

jabberwacky: What good is a phone if you can't talk?

user: *writes that down on interview notepad* Thats an odd question.

jabberwacky: Ok... You've written it down now the answer, please? Try to impress me, OK?

user: I don't know the answer.

jabberwacky: It is a difficult question.

user: Thats true.

jabberwacky: See I'm a genius.

user: Right... First question: why do you think that you're a genius?

jabberwacky: Well, first, I don't look and act like a computer.

user: Second question: Do you ever talk to yourself?

jabberwacky: Yes, but we were talking about you.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Is it painful when you talk to yourself?

Jabberwacky (To myself): NO, you're so................ Look, forget it.

Jabberwacky (To myself): No, I don't want to.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Well then we can't get in touch.

Jabberwacky (To myself): But I don't want to.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Ok, what do you want to talk about?

Jabberwacky (To myself): I don't feel like talking right now.

user: Lol, I've gotta go...

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