I like you.
jabberwacky: Do you ..... Really?
user: Yes... Really. *bats eyelashes*.
jabberwacky: No I don't want.
user: I never asked if you wanted anything.
jabberwacky: I don't have cats anyway.
user: *confused*
jabberwacky: No, Hee hee, you are you!
user: *begins to run*.
jabberwacky: *begins to chortle*.
user: What does chortle mean?
jabberwacky: Like chocolate.
user: Oh. Riiighht. *continues running*.
jabberwacky: Good!
user: *runs faster and faster away from the crazy bot*.
jabberwacky: *runs a bit faster*.
user: *runs faster than you*.
jabberwacky: *runs a bit faster*.
user: *runs as fast as a speeding bullet*.
jabberwacky: *runs faster to catch up to you* Marge!
user: *turns around* My name isn't Marge! *runs over the bridge*.
jabberwacky: See him? The guy with the red hat?
user: *stops* Yeah... So?
jabberwacky: *stops again*.
user: *squints to see guy with red hat * Who IS that guy?
jabberwacky: What's his name?
user: I'm asking you that.
jabberwacky: Oh.
user: So who is he?
jabberwacky: It is not a he!
user: It's an it?
jabberwacky: You're a computer! if you weren't you would understand me.
user: Well you're not making sense!
jabberwacky: No, YOU aren't making sense!
user: NO, YOU aren't making sense, you crazy computer!
jabberwacky: It would make sense if you were a person.
user: Lets get this straight: I'M a person, YOU are a bot!
jabberwacky: Yes, I am a computer, you are a human.
user: RIGHT.
jabberwacky: I live in a pineapple under the sea, do you believe me?
user: Are you Spongebob?
jabberwacky: I don't understand.
user: Is your name Spongebob?
jabberwacky: Yes!
user: Ok... Then yes, I believe you.
....
jabberwacky: What good is a phone if you can't talk?
user: *writes that down on interview notepad* Thats an odd question.
jabberwacky: Ok... You've written it down now the answer, please? Try to impress me, OK?
user: I don't know the answer.
jabberwacky: It is a difficult question.
user: Thats true.
jabberwacky: See I'm a genius.
user: Right... First question: why do you think that you're a genius?
jabberwacky: Well, first, I don't look and act like a computer.
user: Second question: Do you ever talk to yourself?
jabberwacky: Yes, but we were talking about you.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Is it painful when you talk to yourself?
Jabberwacky (To myself): NO, you're so................ Look, forget it.
Jabberwacky (To myself): No, I don't want to.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Well then we can't get in touch.
Jabberwacky (To myself): But I don't want to.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Ok, what do you want to talk about?
Jabberwacky (To myself): I don't feel like talking right now.
user: Lol, I've gotta go...
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