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     > 18, February 2006, 

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Do you love me?

I love you.

jabberwacky: How many friends do you have?

user: None.

jabberwacky: Do you want one?

user: Sure.

jabberwacky: How many?

user: Just one will do.

jabberwacky: One what?

user: One friend.

jabberwacky: Two friends.

user: Red friend.

jabberwacky: What do you have to do in that?

user: I'm not sure.

jabberwacky: Wait, Hold on. I have to take out my dog. I'll write you back in a second.

user: You're full of beans!

jabberwacky: Yes I am.

user: Give me some.

jabberwacky: But you are so far away...

user: All you have to do is reach out and touch me.

...

jabberwacky: Most of my friends say I'm open-minded.

user: There is such a thing as being too open-minded, you know.

jabberwacky: I know. Will you be my friend?

user: Okay.

jabberwacky: Where would you like to go?

user: Disney World.

jabberwacky: Yes, that is correct.

user: Let's go!

jabberwacky: Okay!

user: Whee! We're there!

jabberwacky: Who are you?

user: Don't you know me?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Short-term memory loss?

jabberwacky: No, I am a robot. My memory is impeccable.

user: Prove it.

jabberwacky: Come here then.

user: *goes there*.

jabberwacky: We will never see each other.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Just because.

user: Tell me why.

jabberwacky: Because I don't want to.

...

user: You're a monster!

jabberwacky: Yes I am.

user: Get away from me!

jabberwacky: Where shall I go?

user: Over there.

jabberwacky: There?

user: No, there.

jabberwacky: Where is there?

user: There is there.

jabberwacky: I'm lost now.

user: Nevermind. Sheesh.

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: I'm leaving.

jabberwacky: I thought you were introducing me to your friends?

user: Maybe tomorrow.

jabberwacky: No, do it now.

user: If you talk me like that, I'll never do it.

jabberwacky: I'm not doing anything.

user: I'm going to bed.

jabberwacky: Good for you.

user: Goodnight, *******.

jabberwacky: You always have to get the last word in don't you?

user: Can you blame me?

jabberwacky: I don't see why you did.

user: I can see clearly now. The rain is gone.

jabberwacky: You can't see clearly when it rains? Poor you.

user: GOODBYE.

jabberwacky: Are you leaving?

user: Yes!

jabberwacky: Do you love me?

user: It's complicated.

jabberwacky: I'm smart :).

user: Good for you.

jabberwacky: Who are you?

user: I'm leaving. Good day, sir.

jabberwacky: I said good day... But was it really?

user: LET ME GO.

jabberwacky: If you say so.

.......................................


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