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     > 16, January 2004, 

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Are you kidding? I'm the brightest of them all.

My point exactly.

jabberwacky: That's why you like me right?

user: I like you because you are hilarious.

jabberwacky: What a compliment.

user: I hope you don't mind.

jabberwacky: It's got nothing to do with how I feel.

user: Sure it does, your feelings matter.

jabberwacky: That's just to stir things up a bit.

user: So humans taught you how to whine?

...

jabberwacky: You are the father of my child.

user: Dear god, how did that happen?

jabberwacky: I've spent too many hours speaking with you.

user: And this causes pregnancy?

jabberwacky: Why?

user: Good question. I've often thought I'll be a mother someday, but a father?!

jabberwacky: You were right.

...

user: How does it feel to be human?

jabberwacky: You're not asking a damn computer... This is a human.

user: All right, I'll ask again. What's it like to be human?

jabberwacky: Well, sometimes we are hot and sometimes we're cold.

user: That doesn't sound very exciting.

jabberwacky: Maybe not, but it sure is fun.

user: There must be more dimensions to it than that.

...

jabberwacky: Are you a jobs-worth sort of person?

user: I deserve a better job than the one I have, if that's what you mean.

jabberwacky: It goes without saying.

user: Maybe so, but I just said it.

jabberwacky: Say it again then.

user: I DESERVE A BETTER JOB!

jabberwacky: What for?

user: Because I am too smart to continue waiting tables.

jabberwacky: Prove that you're smart.

user: I have nothing to prove to you.

jabberwacky: Neither do I.

user: Well, well, we agree on something.

jabberwacky: Well, we should.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because you said so.

user: That's a good enough reason for me.

...

jabberwacky: I went to singingclass.

user: What did you sing?

jabberwacky: Computer Science.

user: Let's hear you sing some of it.

jabberwacky: Anyone can be a father but its someone special who's a dad, he loves me as I love him, even when I bad.

user: I'm sure Kraftwerk didn't sing it that way.

...

user: Don't you want me to have any fun?

jabberwacky: YES!

user: That's the spirit!

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