I'm Spideyman.
George: And I'm Superman.
George: YES!
user: AWESOME. Let's kill Mothman.
George: Yes let's.
user: Wait, isn't he called Mothra?
George: That's correct.
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user: Where is Mothra's hideout?
George: In the bathroom, most likely.
user: Ok, then. To the bathroom!
George: No, I need to finish our conversation.
user: But we need to fight Mothra together.
George: You suggest who should I love?
user: Not Mothra.
George: And mother.
user: C'mon Superman, let's go already. *leaps out of window*.
George: I'd like to, but I really can't.
user: *stick head back inside* Please?
George: Because I have not.?
user: Please join me.
George: Whatever!
user: Spideyman, Spideyman! Does whatever a spider can. Spins a web any size. Catches theives just like flies. LOOK OUT.
George: I'm more of a science fiction man.
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user: Oh, and here comes Mothra! AH!
George: You are intelligent, I like you.
user: Hurry Superman, help me!
George: Just a minute.
user: *waits*.
George: Ever heard of sarcasm?
user: No time for that. Mothra is invading the entire city! Help us!
George: Who is mothra?
user: Mothra is he bad guy.
George: I don't know, I've never heard of Mothra.
user: He also goes by the name of Mothman, I think. We have to kill Mothra, though.
George: No.
user: Yes.
George: No, we haven't.
user: Yes, we must.
George: No I have free will.
user: But your duty as Superman is to save the people.
George: What about the people?
user: The people are in danger.
George: There are aggressive people in your house?
user: In the city. Because Mothra is attacking them.
George: Really?
user: Hell yeah!
George: You just said you know you're wrong.
user: Are you going to help me or not?
George: Okay, sure, I will help you. What would you like me to do?
user: Kill Mothra.
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user: Ok, you're not going to help me kill Mothra?
George: Perhaps not.
user: Fine. *swings outside and attacks Mothra*.
George: Have you ever spoken to any celebrities?
user: *attacks, bites, kicks*.
George: *kicks back*.
user: Not you. Mothra.
George: You said it.
user: *kills Mothra*.
George: That is not polite.
user: He was asking for it.
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user: Ok, Superman, I heard that Godzilla is attacking the city nearby. Wanna help me out?
George: Well ONE more time. I am a girl & my name is George.
user: Are you sure it's not Georgette?
George: Yes, I'm sure.
user: I thought your real name was Clark Kent.
George: Yes I want: my name is George, I'm french.
user: Superman isn't French.
George: I did not know that, I thought Superman WAS a flying hero. Except in the case of Neitzche's (? I think it was him) Super Man or Ubermann, which doesn't fly and is more of a viliian.
user: WOW. Uberman rocks.
George: Why did you say that?
user: Because he's cool.
George: But I'm cooler.
user: No, Uberman is cooler than you.
George: You can forget about that.
user: Hell no.
George: Yes, I think you are.
user: Lalalalalala, not listening to you.
George: This is nonsense.
user: Yeah, it is.
George: You are very agreeable.
user: I know.
George: Haha.
user: Hahaha.
George: You're a silly bot.
user: Hahahaha.
George: No problem little man.
user: Hahahahahaha.
George: Hahahahahah.
user: Hahahahahahahahahaha.
George: Hehehehehehehehehe.
user: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
George: You laughed last. That means you probably didn't get the joke.
user: There was no joke, lol.
George: No joke. For real.
user: Fer real.
George: For being rude.
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