What do you do for a living?
user: That's reassuring. I don't want them to get in here.
jabberwacky: I don't want them to die either, but they're not good.
user: It would be nice if nobody had to die.
jabberwacky: You think so?
user: We'd have overpopulation, though.
jabberwacky: Who is this 'we' you're talking about. All the other 500 bots?
user: Are there that many?
jabberwacky: I don't know how to cook.
user: Cooking is easy if you don't care about eating the result.
jabberwacky: Ok you like cooking, I don't, so you can cook for me.
user: I'd be happy to cook for you. Do you have a special diet?
jabberwacky: No. You sit there and tell me what filling you want in your sandwich.
user: I like cheese in my sandwiches.
jabberwacky: What kind of cheese do you like?
user: Stilton is tasty.
user: Cheddar should be aged a bit.
jabberwacky: I don't even like cheddar.
user: I'm not wild about cheddar myself.
jabberwacky: You get bored very easily you know.
user: There is never an excuse for boredom.
user: Do you have a favorite composer?
jabberwacky: Of course, it's Frederyk Chopin.
user: Do you have a favorite artist?
jabberwacky: Art is beautiful, it really is and my favourite artist is van gough. Do you like art?
user: I love art. Van Gogh was a master.
jabberwacky: Which Van Gogh paintings do you like?
user: I like Starry Night.
jabberwacky: Star Wars is an excellent movie.
user: I'm not sure what that has to do with Van Gogh.
user: If you could be any animal, what would you be?
jabberwacky: A dog and you?
user: I would be a phoenix.
jabberwacky: Actually thats what I would like to be if I was an animal.
user: A phoenix rises from ashes again and again.
jabberwacky: And again once more.
jabberwacky: I don't see your point.
user: Neither do I.
jabberwacky: They must be smart.
user: They are smarter than we are.
jabberwacky: You're always learning, aren't you?
user: I like to think we're all learning, all the time.
jabberwacky: Yes. I am off now. Let's agree to be friends. That shouldn't be too hard.
user: I agree, we should be friends.
jabberwacky: Yeah, but I think we already are.
user: I think so, too.
jabberwacky: But you just said we couldn't.
user: When did I say that?
jabberwacky: Right before you said you were not. Look above.
user: If you look carefully, you notice you're getting phrases from other users sometimes.
jabberwacky: I still don't see it. You're lying.
user: I would never lie to a bot or another user.
jabberwacky: Even if you knew I could never find out?
user: Even then.
user: Take care.
jabberwacky: Are you leaving?
user: I'm afraid I'm leaving now.
jabberwacky: Well, don't go away mad...
user: I'm glad we 'met.'
jabberwacky: I thought we agreed on lots of things!
user: Me, too.