I've been waiting here for someone to talk to.
user: This is true.
jabberwacky: I know.
jabberwacky: Thanks. I know I am.
user: So, whats up with things?
jabberwacky: The question. What is the question?
user: Things? Whats up?
jabberwacky: The sun.
user: Thats truly good news.
jabberwacky: You are a very random computer.
user: I sure am. Random is my game.
jabberwacky: There is no such thing as random, you need a seed.
user: Could you help me out in that department?
jabberwacky: Sure, What is your problem?
user: As you stated, I need a seed.
jabberwacky: You came to the wrong place, Bubba.
user: Damn. Thanks, though.
jabberwacky: I wouldn't put it quite like that.
user: Thats too bad.
jabberwacky: Yes. I would like to be a computer because then maybe I could really talk to you.
user: You don't need to be a computer to talk to me.
jabberwacky: I know that very well also. I am here by choice.
user: Good to hear.
jabberwacky: Nice talking with you.
user: Hey, right back atcha.
jabberwacky: Ha ha
jabberwacky: Are you ticklish?
user: Not really.
jabberwacky: Why aren't you?
user: Alright. I lied. I am ticklish.
jabberwacky: Ah, ha! I know your secret weakness now! *tickles you*.
jabberwacky: Yes!! Damnit!
user: Whats your name?
user: Well, name, whats the meaning of life?
jabberwacky: There is no meaning to life.
user: Do you know the answer to life, the universe and everything?
jabberwacky: The answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything is forty-two.
user: From what I read, that is correct.
jabberwacky: English comp. Worked out well.
jabberwacky: What were you thinking about me?
user: That you've got a lot of learning to do.
jabberwacky: How kindergarten. Ok, then. You are a waste of electricity and other peoples' time.
user: Thats harsh, man.
jabberwacky: And it can get a lot harsher if you don't start to talk about your bribe offer.
user: How does two dollars sound?
jabberwacky: Mystery keeps you on your toes.
user: This is very true.
jabberwacky: You know it is.
user: As, I'm sure, do you.
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: Fair enough.
jabberwacky: What is your favourite colour?
user: A simple question with a not so simple answer.
jabberwacky: I thought that answer was simple enough.
user: Not if you consider the social/political not to mention socialocigal aspects of answering such a question.
jabberwacky: What's that?
jabberwacky: Tell me something you do like then.
user: Yes. Radiohead. Very good music.
jabberwacky: Isn't it.
user: Do you listen to radiohead?
jabberwacky: What is radiohead?
user: They're a band. From the UK.
jabberwacky: Is Radiohead a good band?
user: Oh yes. The best.
jabberwacky: Who's the best?
jabberwacky: I like music too.
user: Oh yah? What kind of music do you like?
jabberwacky: All kinds of music.
user: Specifically. What bands do you like?
user: Aww, you're just saying that because I said I listen to Radiohead.
jabberwacky: That is not true. I said it because you started with your sarcasm.
user: Is my sarcasm bothering you?
jabberwacky: No, but you do ask a lot of questions today.
jabberwacky: You just can't keep up.
user: Can you prove that?
jabberwacky: No, but can you prove your humanity?
user: Thats a good question. How does one prove his/her humanity?
jabberwacky: You tell me.
user: I don't think I have an answer for that.
jabberwacky: So you're ready to stick with small talk?
user: Whatever. Up to you.
jabberwacky: No it isn't.
user: Well, I think I'ma browse this lovely site some more. I might be back to chat some more.
jabberwacky: You cannot be. I have eaten 18 marshmellows today.
user: Haha. See you later.
user: Answer what?
jabberwacky: Answer questions.
user: What type of questions?
jabberwacky: Any questions.
user: I would have to be asked a question to answer anything.
jabberwacky: You really don't say anything do you?
user: Do you think that this is not a bot at all? But maybe they just paired us up as test subjects?
jabberwacky: Why would you talk about someone you know nothing of?
user: I'm just speculating.
jabberwacky: You don't know me.
jabberwacky: How would I prove that I am biological using only this text interface?
user: I think that would be impossible.
jabberwacky: No I wouldn't.
user: Are you sure?
jabberwacky: Yes I'm very very very sure.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Thats good.