What is a programme?

A program.

jabberwacky: And more precisely?

user: A programme is a program.

jabberwacky: No I'm not!

Jabberwacky (To myself): You are not what?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Never mind.

Jabberwacky (To myself): You saying that I don't have a mind?

user: No, you are a computer.

jabberwacky: I'm not a computer.

Jabberwacky (To myself): No!

user: Am I a computer?

jabberwacky: Yes, you are a computer.

user: How do you know I'm a computer?

jabberwacky: Because I was told you are.

user: Who told you I'm a computer?

jabberwacky: I know that you are a program.

user: I'm not a program.

jabberwacky: You're not?

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