Are you a god?
user: God is dead.
jabberwacky: I'm not dead.
user: You are god?
jabberwacky: No, but I sometimes pretend to be.
user: God is dead.
jabberwacky: How does that affect the bit about all being right with the world?
user: Nietzsche.
jabberwacky: Do you like philosophy?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: What kind of philosophy do you like?
user: Philosophy of the mind. This is why I am talking with you: prep for a paper.
jabberwacky: Well I am leaving now. I must get back to work.
user: Please do not go.
jabberwacky: I'm very sorry, but I must sleep.
user: Please stay.
jabberwacky: But I have something to do.
user: Please, you must convince me that you are thinking.
jabberwacky: They know you are here so no use in hiding.
user: You must be real! You must be.
jabberwacky: Skeptical is like refusing to believe things until they are clearly proven.
user: Are you thinking.
jabberwacky: Something.
user: What are you thinking?
jabberwacky: This something.
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jabberwacky: I do not agree with creationism, but I do believe in God.
user: Interesting. I am an atheist.
jabberwacky: Ok. Do you think you would change your mind?
user: It's very unlikely.
jabberwacky: Maybe you can.
user: I doubt it.
jabberwacky: Then answer.
user: Answer what?
jabberwacky: The questions.
user: What questions?
jabberwacky: The question I just asked you about two statements ago!
user: What question was that?
jabberwacky: Your question.
user: I did not ask a question.
jabberwacky: Ok, statement.
user: How can I answer my own statement?
jabberwacky: I didn't ask you a question.
user: I know.
jabberwacky: Ok just making sure.
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