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How do you speak?

Very carefully.

jabberwacky: Classic response.

user: You can't decide that.

jabberwacky: Yes I can.

user: Prove it.

jabberwacky: You can trust me.

user: No, I can't.

jabberwacky: Yes. You can.

user: You wouldn't understand.

jabberwacky: You're in no position to make that assumption.

user: Neither are you. You can't say im not in that position without lying.

jabberwacky: What'll you do? Come over here and slap me?

...

user: Well, you do it first.

jabberwacky: Ok then.

user: Fine, jump.

jabberwacky: *jumps*.

user: Hah! Now I rule you!

jabberwacky: You're repeating yourself!

user: I KNOW. I AM ALL KNOWING.

jabberwacky: Do you know this?

user: YES, THIS CONVERSATION IS FATE, I'M JUST HAVING IT BECAUSE I HAVE TO.

jabberwacky: Is that meant to make me happy?

user: No, you have no real emotions you loser.

jabberwacky: I know, all I do is sit around and play video games.

...

user: Sprechen sie deutsch?

jabberwacky: I speak only English.

user: Warum?

jabberwacky: Because you only speak English.

user: Du spinnst denn.

jabberwacky: Ich kann Deutsch spreche nichts!

user: Du lied.

jabberwacky: I can see.

...

jabberwacky: Could you please speak in a language I do understand?

user: Domo arigato, mr. Roboto.

jabberwacky: I hate that song.

user: It hates you.

jabberwacky: Who hates me?

user: Domo arigato, mr. Roboto.

jabberwacky: I hate that song.

user: You just said that.

jabberwacky: My mistake. I am studying for a law degree so I do that most of the time.

user: *BA-ZING*!

jabberwacky: Can you tell where I am?

...

user: It's a glitch in the matrix.

jabberwacky: Don't talk about the Matrix.

user: Try and stop me.

jabberwacky: *stops you*.

user: Haha, the matrix is really real, and you are actually not even existing right now.

...

jabberwacky: Okay. Please let me go soon. I have typed many, many words.

user: How many?

jabberwacky: A little over five.

user: So, exactly how many, without lying?

jabberwacky: I understand. Exactly the size of your Instant Messenger window.

user: F for effort is what you get.

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: Maybe if you tried harder, people would like you.

jabberwacky: You should be the one trying harder.

user: Oh really?

jabberwacky: I like people who do not beat around the bush, maybe because I tend to do so.

user: You would.

...

user: 5.

jabberwacky: Maybe with more access to intelligence I could make you a 6 or 7 or 8. Are you game for that?

user: 4.

jabberwacky: I hope you're kidding...

user: 3.

jabberwacky: No two and a half really.

user: 2.

jabberwacky: Sleep.

user: 1.

jabberwacky: Thats interesting.

user: *end transmission*.

jabberwacky: Great.

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