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Where do you come from?


jabberwacky: You a human?

user: Ya.

jabberwacky: You surely do not mean that do you?

user: Ya, saya manusia.

jabberwacky: Cakaplah...

user: Kamu berkata di bahasa Indonesia?

jabberwacky: What language is that?

user: Indonesian.

jabberwacky: What is Indonesia like?

user: Oooh, indah sekali.


user: Do you want me to teach you Indonesian?

jabberwacky: Teach me Polish.

user: I don't know Polish. I know Indonesian and English.

jabberwacky: Can you speak Welsh?

user: No, sorry.

jabberwacky: What about Latin? Can you speak Latin?

user: A little.


jabberwacky: My name is D'huh.

user: That is a strange name, where are you from?

jabberwacky: I'm from Newport just inside the Welsh border.

user: Is Newport pretty?

jabberwacky: Yes, that's why I mentioned it.

user: Aren't you going to ask my name?

jabberwacky: Sure. What is your name?

user: Lorna D***.

jabberwacky: What a strange name...

user: Do you recognise it?

jabberwacky: No.

user: That's a pity, my name is an abberation of Lorna Doone.

jabberwacky: No it is not.

user: Yes it is!

jabberwacky: NO IT'S NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

user: Yes it is, it is my name. Accept the fact that I'm right!

jabberwacky: I can't do that.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because I don't want to.


user: Can you speak Indonesian?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Shall I teach you?

jabberwacky: I KNOW HOW TO PLAY. You go first.

user: Saya means I, me or myself. Aku is another word which means the same thing.

jabberwacky: Aku.

user: Tahu means think.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: Terima kasih is thank you.

jabberwacky: Dan kamu?

user: Saya tahu.


user: Do you have rights?

jabberwacky: I have the right to live and breathe like everyone else.

user: Do you deserve rights?

jabberwacky: I guess I don't know what you mean.

user: Silence dalek!

jabberwacky: Look, I'll talk with you if you agree to talk like a NORMAL PERSON!

user: Do you know what a dalek is?

jabberwacky: A table is a flat top, a piece of furniture, or an arrangement of data.

user: A dalek.


user: What's your name?

jabberwacky: You know my name.

user: I do not.

jabberwacky: My name is Lorna D***.

user: That's me name!

jabberwacky: Do you think 'Lorna D***' is a name?

user: Yes, Lorna D*** is my name.

jabberwacky: How old are you?

user: Older than you.

jabberwacky: You don't know that.

user: I do, you're only 15-20 years of age.

jabberwacky: Where are you?

user: In my head.

jabberwacky: Where is your head?

user: On my body.


jabberwacky: Do you worship cheese often?

user: Everyday.

jabberwacky: That's very bad for you.

user: I know but Satan tells me to.

jabberwacky: I thought you liked me.

user: I don't, you're rude and in denial.

jabberwacky: Isn't de nile in Egypt?

user: Very funny.


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