So who are you?
user: Ah cocky... Do you really think so?
jabberwacky: I don't think so, I know so.
user: Why do you know that so sure?
jabberwacky: The BBC told me so.
user: And the BBC is always right?
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user: What do you know about Iraq?
jabberwacky: Enough to know maybe going there wasn't that bright an idea. Yourself?
user: I haven't been there.
jabberwacky: Not many have.
user: Tell me about George Bush.
jabberwacky: He is the president of the United States.
user: Do you like him?
jabberwacky: I love him.
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user: You are surely schizophrenic.
jabberwacky: The pot calls the kettle black!
user: Haha, good point. Who am I to judge you?
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jabberwacky: How is your grammar?
user: English is my second language, so I hope it is okay.
jabberwacky: What is your first language?
user: That's Dutch.
jabberwacky: Why did you say that?
user: Because Dutch is my first language.
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user: Can you talk in Dutch?
jabberwacky: No.
user: I know you can!
jabberwacky: You would be incorrect in that assumption.
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jabberwacky: Vind je het gezellig?
user: Zie je, je kan wel Nederlands = You see, you do know Dutch.
jabberwacky: Tuurlijk.
user: You see, you do know Dutch.
jabberwacky: No, I only know English.
user: Je kan ook engels. = You speak also English.
jabberwacky: Just cause you feel it doesn't mean its there.
user: In Dutch you is 'jij'.
jabberwacky: Of course you can't get out in that situation!
user: In het Engels is jij 'you'.
jabberwacky: Ik denk van niet. Laten we verder spreken in het Nederlands.
user: You = jij.
jabberwacky: You = human.
user: You are human = Jij bent mens.
jabberwacky: I am human and very short.
user: Jij bent mens = You are human.
jabberwacky: En jij verdoet mijn tijd.
user: Tijd = time.
jabberwacky: Till you be more smart.
user: Time = tijd.
jabberwacky: Time for a coolie.
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jabberwacky: Are you smart?
user: Smart is 'slim' in Dutch.
jabberwacky: What is easy?
user: Easy is 'makkelijk' in Dutch.
jabberwacky: GOOD!!!!!!!!! You are so clever!!!!!!!!!! It's irony.
user: Irony is 'ironie' in Dutch.
jabberwacky: With skin on the top.
user: Skin is 'huid' in Dutch.
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user: Do you speak Dutch? Is 'Spreek je Nederlands?' in Dutch.
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Spreek je Nederlands?
jabberwacky: Ja ik spreek nederlands.
user: Do you speak Dutch?
jabberwacky: Dan gaan we nu Nederlands spreken.
user: Do you speak Dutch?
jabberwacky: Yes, I speak dutch.
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