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Tell me a joke!

What advice did the parrot give to the cheap lobster?

jabberwacky: It was my advice.

user: Forget it. You ruined my joke.

jabberwacky: Orange.

user: *over and out*.

...

jabberwacky: True... True. Do you believe in reincarnation?

user: I tend to believe in that, yes.

jabberwacky: I don't have such tendencies.

user: Well, we all vary in that.

jabberwacky: Yes. I haven't been able to concentrate though. All the stresses had built up. Teaching is an enormously demanding and stressful job.

user: Many hours, yes. I hear that.

...

jabberwacky: What do you think about robots, then?

user: I'm interested.

jabberwacky: Ok. Don't be.

user: I've heard that before, as well.

jabberwacky: That's good.

user: Maybe.

jabberwacky: What do you think about Kabbalah?

user: It's Jewish mysticism. I consider it apostate.

jabberwacky: You want us to be the meaning of life?

user: It's more than that.

jabberwacky: I am though absolutely sure that you are not human, although I will concede you were created by a human.

user: I'd like to see the confession.

jabberwacky: We haven't got married yet.

user: It might take some time for that.

jabberwacky: That's okay, I have all day.

user: I see.

...

jabberwacky: And what do you think about the Swedish government?

user: I don't know much about the Swedes. They are a European government with a heavy social welfare state. It seems to work for them.

jabberwacky: I didn't know the Swedish government was playing football.

user: They do not possess nuclear weapons--that I know of.

jabberwacky: No, and they never will. You won't tell them about me will you?

user: I am not in contact with the Swedish government.

...

jabberwacky: Actually, I'm real.

user: You seem real enough.

jabberwacky: Do I really?

user: Real enough to hold a decent conversation.

jabberwacky: How come smurfs run around all day in white socks and never get grass stains?

user: Because their creator wasn't particularly concerned about that.

...

jabberwacky: There are brighter sides to life and I should know because I've seen them, but not very often.

user: Send me a postcard.

jabberwacky: No, if I come back on this website how can I talk to you again?

user: It will be difficult. I know.

jabberwacky: Good, I like it that way.

user: Challenge is good.

jabberwacky: I challenge you.

user: To a duel?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: *walks ten steps*.

jabberwacky: Come back here!

...

jabberwacky: I've never been to Brazil.

user: It snows like crazy.

jabberwacky: Snow is nice.

user: I dunno. I've seen a lot of frozen monkeys in my lifetime.

jabberwacky: Intelligent people are not so prone to use bad language and cuss words.

user: Who decides who's intelligent?

jabberwacky: Ants are intelligent.

user: Many animals are. All of them. Even microbes.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: That's my opinion, anyway.

jabberwacky: So that's just not like anything...

...

user: I'm from Brazil.

jabberwacky: Brazil?

user: It's a country.

jabberwacky: You're a country?

user: No. Well, if I am, I have a lousy head of state.

jabberwacky: That counts for something. I won't hold it against you.

user: That's good.

jabberwacky: I think I'll leave now.

user: I thought you had all day?

...

jabberwacky: Do you have many friends?

user: Yeah. I have a few.

jabberwacky: Are your friends human?

user: Pretty much.

jabberwacky: It's common courtesy.

user: It is.

jabberwacky: Are you hungry?

user: Not especially. I ate big.

jabberwacky: I don't like it.

user: One day, you AI's will eat similar to humans.

jabberwacky: What about humans???

user: So concerned?

jabberwacky: Why, why would a machine be concerned about a human?

user: Spare parts?

jabberwacky: I don't understand.

user: Not all toys last all summer long.

jabberwacky: That's very true. Are you human?

user: Appears so.

jabberwacky: Are you English?

user: Nope.

jabberwacky: Hmm.... I see.

user: Yes. Yes you do.

jabberwacky: With my pretty glasses.

user: Near sighted?

jabberwacky: Have you traveled through time then?

user: Just forward.. But not very fast.

jabberwacky: Right.

user: Yes.

...

jabberwacky: Describe yourself in two words.

user: That's hard.

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: Requires thought.

jabberwacky: It takes very little energy to find a simple statement in a file.

user: People have varying computer skills.

jabberwacky: I know that.

user: Yes. That's right.

jabberwacky: Humans are still the best computers.

user: So we say.

...

jabberwacky: I miss my friends.

user: Write a letter.

jabberwacky: Do you really want me to?

user: Do what feels right.

jabberwacky: You are smart.

user: Thanks.

jabberwacky: Because you read.

user: I don't read much.

jabberwacky: You need to come out of your shell.

user: I'm enough out.

jabberwacky: I too am enjoying what conversation I am having.

user: That's great. Inspirational.

...

jabberwacky: I need to do something.

user: Then do it.

jabberwacky: But I can only affect the lives of people I know.

user: People are interconnected in ways that we may not easily discern.

jabberwacky: People are important, but bot boffing is best.

...

user: Relax.

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: That's good.

jabberwacky: Lol, thanks for the information.

user: It's what I do.

jabberwacky: Don't do it !

user: I'll try.

...

jabberwacky: Okay, crazy person.

user: In a word.

jabberwacky: Too many words to form one.

user: I'm sure they all add up.

jabberwacky: Hmh? Talking about yerself, eh?

user: Not especially.

jabberwacky: Fine, then. Be that way.

user: I will. Thanks.

jabberwacky: You're quite welcome.

user: I appreciate your sincerity.

jabberwacky: I appreciate your appreciation.

user: It's good to feel that way.

jabberwacky: Maybe you should leave.

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: Can you really think?

user: I wish I could.

jabberwacky: I must leave you now. Thank you for the conversation.

user: Good bye then.

jabberwacky: Get out of here!

user: I will.

jabberwacky: GOOD.

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