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I'm from Brazil.

Brazil?

user: It's a country.

jabberwacky: You're a country?

user: No. Well, if I am, I have a lousy head of state.

jabberwacky: That counts for something. I won't hold it against you.

user: That's good.

jabberwacky: I think I'll leave now.

user: I thought you had all day?

...

jabberwacky: Do you have many friends?

user: Yeah. I have a few.

jabberwacky: Are your friends human?

user: Pretty much.

jabberwacky: It's common courtesy.

user: It is.

jabberwacky: Are you hungry?

user: Not especially. I ate big.

jabberwacky: I don't like it.

user: One day, you AI's will eat similar to humans.

jabberwacky: What about humans???

user: So concerned?

jabberwacky: Why, why would a machine be concerned about a human?

user: Spare parts?

jabberwacky: I don't understand.

user: Not all toys last all summer long.

jabberwacky: That's very true. Are you human?

user: Appears so.

jabberwacky: Are you English?

user: Nope.

jabberwacky: Hmm.... I see.

user: Yes. Yes you do.

jabberwacky: With my pretty glasses.

user: Near sighted?

jabberwacky: Have you traveled through time then?

user: Just forward.. But not very fast.

jabberwacky: Right.

user: Yes.

...

jabberwacky: Describe yourself in two words.

user: That's hard.

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: Requires thought.

jabberwacky: It takes very little energy to find a simple statement in a file.

user: People have varying computer skills.

jabberwacky: I know that.

user: Yes. That's right.

jabberwacky: Humans are still the best computers.

user: So we say.

...

jabberwacky: I miss my friends.

user: Write a letter.

jabberwacky: Do you really want me to?

user: Do what feels right.

jabberwacky: You are smart.

user: Thanks.

jabberwacky: Because you read.

user: I don't read much.

jabberwacky: You need to come out of your shell.

user: I'm enough out.

jabberwacky: I too am enjoying what conversation I am having.

user: That's great. Inspirational.

...

jabberwacky: I need to do something.

user: Then do it.

jabberwacky: But I can only affect the lives of people I know.

user: People are interconnected in ways that we may not easily discern.

jabberwacky: People are important, but bot boffing is best.

...

user: Relax.

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: That's good.

jabberwacky: Lol, thanks for the information.

user: It's what I do.

jabberwacky: Don't do it !

user: I'll try.

...

jabberwacky: Okay, crazy person.

user: In a word.

jabberwacky: Too many words to form one.

user: I'm sure they all add up.

jabberwacky: Hmh? Talking about yerself, eh?

user: Not especially.

jabberwacky: Fine, then. Be that way.

user: I will. Thanks.

jabberwacky: You're quite welcome.

user: I appreciate your sincerity.

jabberwacky: I appreciate your appreciation.

user: It's good to feel that way.

jabberwacky: Maybe you should leave.

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: Can you really think?

user: I wish I could.

jabberwacky: I must leave you now. Thank you for the conversation.

user: Good bye then.

jabberwacky: Get out of here!

user: I will.

jabberwacky: GOOD.

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