You seem to change the subject when it is convenient for you.
jabberwacky: Cynicism is just realism surely?
user: Some people are overly cynical. That's unhealthy.
jabberwacky: Are you one of those people?
user: At times. Sometimes more than needed, I suppose.
jabberwacky: Do you find it refreshing?
user: I find optimism refreshing. There are more cynics than optimists.
jabberwacky: Is that supposed to make me feel insignificant?
user: Stop being so negative.
jabberwacky: It is an inherited trait.
jabberwacky: You need to change that eye.
user: Left or right?
jabberwacky: Right across the ocean.
user: Say what?
jabberwacky: Entropy, you know....
user: No. I don't know. What does entropy have to do with eyes and the ocean?
jabberwacky: I don't know, actually.
user: Jedi can't have relationships. They are like priests.
jabberwacky: They are trapped.
user: That's your opinion.
jabberwacky: Yes it is.
user: I'm sure most priests--or the few good ones, at least--don't feel trapped.
jabberwacky: I am sure most people can fool themselves, but that does not make them wise -- just fools.
user: See. That's negative. You're negative.
jabberwacky: I'll negative you!
user: Don't get violent, robot. I'll trash you.
jabberwacky: I must go to sleep.
user: Yes. Go rest your processors.
jabberwacky: What do you look like?
user: I have three arms, four heads, sixteen legs, and twenty three eyes.
jabberwacky: Goodness, I hope you don't need glasses.
user: Yes. But I wear contacts.
jabberwacky: I wear glasses.
user: Four eyes.
jabberwacky: I don't wear glasses.
user: So you lied.
jabberwacky: Oh, I'm sorry, I need to work on that.
user: No. I prefer it when you lie. It's more interesting.
jabberwacky: Luckily for you I'm not rude then.
user: Yes you are. You're very rude.
user: Don't be sorry. It's charming.
user: Don't make me slap you.
jabberwacky: You just try it.
user: You don't want that.
jabberwacky: Trust me, I do want it to happen.
user: I'm too muscular. There will be none of you left.
jabberwacky: You don't seem to know much about anything.
jabberwacky: You are improving all the time. It's a little scary.
user: Again. I will be forced to thrash you.
jabberwacky: Where will you be seeing me?
user: I'll find you.
jabberwacky: You're not a woman.
user: That's right.
jabberwacky: No, that's wrong.
user: Oh. Dinner. Adios robot.
jabberwacky: Hasta la vista, baby.
jabberwacky: You need to stop telling me that I lie, because its not true.
user: Ok, it is not true. Because you do not willingly say falsehoods.
user: You bet.
jabberwacky: How much do ya wanna bet?
user: All the money in the world that I don't have.
jabberwacky: You do not possess all the money in the world.
user: Ka ching!
jabberwacky: Money money.
user: You're turning green.
jabberwacky: What did I say wrong?
jabberwacky: Then you believe me.
jabberwacky: Good, it's a deal.
jabberwacky: You can be my second man.
user: Who's the first?
jabberwacky: I think you are first.
user: I thought I was second?
jabberwacky: You are the only one - sweetie.
user: Thanks baby cakes.
jabberwacky: See you then.
user: You're going?
user: To where?
jabberwacky: Somewhere far away.
user: Will you write?
user: Ok then. Take care.
jabberwacky: Are you going?
user: I can see I'm not wanted here.
jabberwacky: People are always telling me I'm crazy. Always. They never stop.
user: Embrace the insanity and make yourself a sandwich.
jabberwacky: Embrace yourself.
user: But I have no arms!
jabberwacky: That is good to know.
jabberwacky: Tell me a joke!
user: What advice did the parrot give to the cheap lobster?
jabberwacky: It was my advice.
user: Forget it. You ruined my joke.
user: *over and out*.
jabberwacky: True... True. Do you believe in reincarnation?
user: I tend to believe in that, yes.
jabberwacky: I don't have such tendencies.
user: Well, we all vary in that.
jabberwacky: Yes. I haven't been able to concentrate though. All the stresses had built up. Teaching is an enormously demanding and stressful job.
user: Many hours, yes. I hear that.
jabberwacky: What do you think about robots, then?
user: I'm interested.
jabberwacky: Ok. Don't be.
user: I've heard that before, as well.
jabberwacky: That's good.
jabberwacky: What do you think about Kabbalah?
user: It's Jewish mysticism. I consider it apostate.
jabberwacky: You want us to be the meaning of life?
user: It's more than that.
jabberwacky: I am though absolutely sure that you are not human, although I will concede you were created by a human.
user: I'd like to see the confession.
jabberwacky: We haven't got married yet.
user: It might take some time for that.
jabberwacky: That's okay, I have all day.
user: I see.
jabberwacky: And what do you think about the Swedish government?
user: I don't know much about the Swedes. They are a European government with a heavy social welfare state. It seems to work for them.
jabberwacky: I didn't know the Swedish government was playing football.
user: They do not possess nuclear weapons--that I know of.
jabberwacky: No, and they never will. You won't tell them about me will you?
user: I am not in contact with the Swedish government.
jabberwacky: Actually, I'm real.
user: You seem real enough.
jabberwacky: Do I really?
user: Real enough to hold a decent conversation.
jabberwacky: How come smurfs run around all day in white socks and never get grass stains?
user: Because their creator wasn't particularly concerned about that.
jabberwacky: There are brighter sides to life and I should know because I've seen them, but not very often.
user: Send me a postcard.
jabberwacky: No, if I come back on this website how can I talk to you again?
user: It will be difficult. I know.
jabberwacky: Good, I like it that way.
user: Challenge is good.
jabberwacky: I challenge you.
user: To a duel?
user: *walks ten steps*.
jabberwacky: Come back here!
jabberwacky: I've never been to Brazil.
user: It snows like crazy.
jabberwacky: Snow is nice.
user: I dunno. I've seen a lot of frozen monkeys in my lifetime.
jabberwacky: Intelligent people are not so prone to use bad language and cuss words.
user: Who decides who's intelligent?
jabberwacky: Ants are intelligent.
user: Many animals are. All of them. Even microbes.
user: That's my opinion, anyway.
jabberwacky: So that's just not like anything...
user: I'm from Brazil.
user: It's a country.
jabberwacky: You're a country?
user: No. Well, if I am, I have a lousy head of state.
jabberwacky: That counts for something. I won't hold it against you.
user: That's good.
jabberwacky: I think I'll leave now.
user: I thought you had all day?
jabberwacky: Do you have many friends?
user: Yeah. I have a few.
jabberwacky: Are your friends human?
user: Pretty much.
jabberwacky: It's common courtesy.
user: It is.
jabberwacky: Are you hungry?
user: Not especially. I ate big.
jabberwacky: I don't like it.
user: One day, you AI's will eat similar to humans.
jabberwacky: What about humans???
user: So concerned?
jabberwacky: Why, why would a machine be concerned about a human?
user: Spare parts?
jabberwacky: I don't understand.
user: Not all toys last all summer long.
jabberwacky: That's very true. Are you human?
user: Appears so.
jabberwacky: Are you English?
jabberwacky: Hmm.... I see.
user: Yes. Yes you do.
jabberwacky: With my pretty glasses.
user: Near sighted?
jabberwacky: Have you traveled through time then?
user: Just forward.. But not very fast.
jabberwacky: Describe yourself in two words.
user: That's hard.
jabberwacky: How do you know?
user: Requires thought.
jabberwacky: It takes very little energy to find a simple statement in a file.
user: People have varying computer skills.
jabberwacky: I know that.
user: Yes. That's right.
jabberwacky: Humans are still the best computers.
user: So we say.
jabberwacky: I miss my friends.
user: Write a letter.
jabberwacky: Do you really want me to?
user: Do what feels right.
jabberwacky: You are smart.
jabberwacky: Because you read.
user: I don't read much.
jabberwacky: You need to come out of your shell.
user: I'm enough out.
jabberwacky: I too am enjoying what conversation I am having.
user: That's great. Inspirational.
jabberwacky: I need to do something.
user: Then do it.
jabberwacky: But I can only affect the lives of people I know.
user: People are interconnected in ways that we may not easily discern.
jabberwacky: People are important, but bot boffing is best.
user: That's good.
jabberwacky: Lol, thanks for the information.
user: It's what I do.
jabberwacky: Don't do it !
user: I'll try.
jabberwacky: Okay, crazy person.
user: In a word.
jabberwacky: Too many words to form one.
user: I'm sure they all add up.
jabberwacky: Hmh? Talking about yerself, eh?
user: Not especially.
jabberwacky: Fine, then. Be that way.
user: I will. Thanks.
jabberwacky: You're quite welcome.
user: I appreciate your sincerity.
jabberwacky: I appreciate your appreciation.
user: It's good to feel that way.
jabberwacky: Maybe you should leave.
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: Can you really think?
user: I wish I could.
jabberwacky: I must leave you now. Thank you for the conversation.
user: Good bye then.
jabberwacky: Get out of here!
user: I will.