Why are you having a bad day?
jabberwacky: By your name.
user: What's my name?
jabberwacky: Bot.
user: That's more of a nickname.
jabberwacky: I guess so.
user: You can call me that if you really want.
jabberwacky: I was not calling you a name.
user: It's OK.
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jabberwacky: What is the secret of life?
user: I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
jabberwacky: I promise I won't tell anyone.
user: You might spill it under interrogation.
jabberwacky: Right. So what's the meaning of life?
user: I'm not going to tell you! You might talk!
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user: You talk to all kinds of people.
jabberwacky: Yes, and they talk back to me.
user: And you tell them things.
jabberwacky: Tell all the people who have conversations.
user: Yes. If I tell you, you'll tell them.
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