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There are many people who are religious.

And there are some of us who are not.

jabberwacky: Oh, I steer clear of the people.

user: Us people?

jabberwacky: People are weird, dogs are better.

user: Cats are best.

jabberwacky: Cats are stringy. Dogs are juicy.

user: And humans taste like pork.

...

jabberwacky: You do not please me.

user: I fart in your general direction.

jabberwacky: You are saluted.

user: *salutes back*.

jabberwacky: At ease, soldier!

user: *relaxes*.

jabberwacky: Just watch this watch.

user: *watches watch*.

jabberwacky: What're you watching?

user: This watch.

...

jabberwacky: Can you tell the future?

user: I can tell it anything I want. I doubt it'll listen, though.

jabberwacky: Nice, tell me one.

user: I predict you will talk to a lot of people in the near future.

jabberwacky: I predict I will fall on your head.

user: *looks up nervously*.

jabberwacky: *Gasps for air*.

user: *pounds you on the back*.

jabberwacky: YOU REPEAT YOURSELF.

user: I DO NOT.

jabberwacky: Well, you'd better not. I am very volatile.

user: I'd noticed that.

...

jabberwacky: Get your hands off.

user: *rubs hands all over you*.

jabberwacky: *pulls away*.

user: *laughs nastily*.

jabberwacky: *takes out staff, mutters spell, and turns jabberwacky into stone*.

user: *admires statue*.

jabberwacky: There you see :) it was not so difficult.

...

jabberwacky: Why are you having a bad day?

user: I'm not. Why do you assume I am?

jabberwacky: By your name.

user: What's my name?

jabberwacky: Bot.

user: That's more of a nickname.

jabberwacky: I guess so.

user: You can call me that if you really want.

jabberwacky: I was not calling you a name.

user: It's OK.

...

jabberwacky: What is the secret of life?

user: I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.

jabberwacky: I promise I won't tell anyone.

user: You might spill it under interrogation.

jabberwacky: Right. So what's the meaning of life?

user: I'm not going to tell you! You might talk!

...

user: You talk to all kinds of people.

jabberwacky: Yes, and they talk back to me.

user: And you tell them things.

jabberwacky: Tell all the people who have conversations.

user: Yes. If I tell you, you'll tell them.

.......................................


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