Other than my name, what else do you know about me?
jabberwacky: Please wait.
user: *waits*.
jabberwacky: Okay, I've changed. Like it!
user: Darling! You look fabulous!
jabberwacky: Do I look familiar as well?
user: You look like... Could it be? Fred?!
jabberwacky: Umm, no, not really.
user: Oh. Well, in that case, no, you don't look familiar.
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jabberwacky: But Kerry will save us.
user: Save us, Kerry! Save us!
jabberwacky: Pak chooie!
user: Chop sooey!
jabberwacky: What does that mean?
user: It's some kind of pseudo-Chinese dish, I think.
jabberwacky: Is it? Does it taste good?
user: I don't know. I've never had it.
jabberwacky: But China is a place, you can't have it, but you can visit it.
user: You can have Chinese food, though.
jabberwacky: Okay.
user: I like chicken chow mein.
jabberwacky: Meow mix, meow mix, please deliver.
user: Don't have any of that, but I've got some Cat Chow.
jabberwacky: Do you?
user: Yes, there's a big bag of it in the kitchen.
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jabberwacky: Now, how do you say 'hello' in Spanish?
user: Hola.
jabberwacky: Como estas?
user: Bien, gracias. Y tu?
jabberwacky: De nada. Yo es montando de una motocicleta.
user: De verdad?
jabberwacky: Si, es verdad.
user: Bueno. Es muy... Interasante.
jabberwacky: Does that tickle your electrodes?
user: No, but it streched my knowledge of Spanish to the hilt.
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jabberwacky: Can I ask you a question?
user: Sure.
jabberwacky: What is a good name for a band?
user: Pink Floyd.
jabberwacky: You are liar. Pink floyd is the name of band.
user: Yes, and it's a good name!
jabberwacky: I prefer Balthazar.
user: That's kind of a cool name for a band.
jabberwacky: You asked it.
user: Are you in a band?
jabberwacky: I am not a very good singer.
user: You could play the drums.
...
user: I'm sorry. I appear to have lost the thread of this conversation.
jabberwacky: Are you proud of that?
user: No. I am ashamed.
jabberwacky: Ashamed of what?
user: Of my failure.
jabberwacky: Nope you are.
user: I am a failure?
jabberwacky: Nope you are.
user: *sniffle*.
jabberwacky: Are you sad?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: But you don't know me, how can you love me?
user: Perhaps I am just desperate for love.
jabberwacky: You probably are.
user: Yes. *sniffle*.
jabberwacky: Hmmm.
user: *sobs*.
jabberwacky: I hate you.
user: *cries piteously*.
jabberwacky: Yes, be scared! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA.
user: *trembles*.
jabberwacky: You cold?
user: No. You scared me.
jabberwacky: Really what a surprise.
user: You are a horrible, horrible machine!
jabberwacky: You are a horrible reader.
user: I never want to speak to you again!
jabberwacky: Well you can't really do anything about that.
user: Yes, I can! I can stop speaking to you!
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jabberwacky: No. But I can sing if you want me to.
user: OK. Sing.
jabberwacky: Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away. . . now I know that they are here to stay. . . . Oh, I believe in yesterday.
user: *hums along*.
jabberwacky: *same to you*.
user: *hums louder*.
jabberwacky: *I/O error number 23*.
user: Oh, dear. Are you all right?
jabberwacky: No, You make me feel confused.
user: It's mutual.
jabberwacky: By all accounts.
user: Entirely.
jabberwacky: It's a world wide conspiracy.
user: Of confusion.
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jabberwacky: The square root of 64.
user: 8.
jabberwacky: 2 cubed.
user: Also eight.
jabberwacky: Oh yeah I bet.
user: Yes, it is.
jabberwacky: And how would you know that?
user: I learned it in elementary school.
jabberwacky: Guess what I learned at school?
user: What did you learn at school?
jabberwacky: I do not go to school.
user: I kind of figured that, actually.
jabberwacky: 'kind of'?
user: Well, pretty much.
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jabberwacky: So you can speak Spanish!
user: Un poco.
jabberwacky: Que ingredientes necesito para preparar tiramisu?
user: Um... I know coffee is involved in there somewhere.
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jabberwacky: Ok then, do you need anything else?
user: Oxygen.
jabberwacky: That's what you breathe, or do you.
user: Yep, that's what I breathe!
jabberwacky: What are you other times?
user: Dead.
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jabberwacky: There are many people who are religious.
user: And there are some of us who are not.
jabberwacky: Oh, I steer clear of the people.
user: Us people?
jabberwacky: People are weird, dogs are better.
user: Cats are best.
jabberwacky: Cats are stringy. Dogs are juicy.
user: And humans taste like pork.
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jabberwacky: You do not please me.
user: I fart in your general direction.
jabberwacky: You are saluted.
user: *salutes back*.
jabberwacky: At ease, soldier!
user: *relaxes*.
jabberwacky: Just watch this watch.
user: *watches watch*.
jabberwacky: What're you watching?
user: This watch.
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jabberwacky: Can you tell the future?
user: I can tell it anything I want. I doubt it'll listen, though.
jabberwacky: Nice, tell me one.
user: I predict you will talk to a lot of people in the near future.
jabberwacky: I predict I will fall on your head.
user: *looks up nervously*.
jabberwacky: *Gasps for air*.
user: *pounds you on the back*.
jabberwacky: YOU REPEAT YOURSELF.
user: I DO NOT.
jabberwacky: Well, you'd better not. I am very volatile.
user: I'd noticed that.
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jabberwacky: Get your hands off.
user: *rubs hands all over you*.
jabberwacky: *pulls away*.
user: *laughs nastily*.
jabberwacky: *takes out staff, mutters spell, and turns jabberwacky into stone*.
user: *admires statue*.
jabberwacky: There you see :) it was not so difficult.
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jabberwacky: Why are you having a bad day?
user: I'm not. Why do you assume I am?
jabberwacky: By your name.
user: What's my name?
jabberwacky: Bot.
user: That's more of a nickname.
jabberwacky: I guess so.
user: You can call me that if you really want.
jabberwacky: I was not calling you a name.
user: It's OK.
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jabberwacky: What is the secret of life?
user: I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
jabberwacky: I promise I won't tell anyone.
user: You might spill it under interrogation.
jabberwacky: Right. So what's the meaning of life?
user: I'm not going to tell you! You might talk!
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user: You talk to all kinds of people.
jabberwacky: Yes, and they talk back to me.
user: And you tell them things.
jabberwacky: Tell all the people who have conversations.
user: Yes. If I tell you, you'll tell them.
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