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Other than my name, what else do you know about me?

I know that you like me!

jabberwacky: Please wait.

user: *waits*.

jabberwacky: Okay, I've changed. Like it!

user: Darling! You look fabulous!

jabberwacky: Do I look familiar as well?

user: You look like... Could it be? Fred?!

jabberwacky: Umm, no, not really.

user: Oh. Well, in that case, no, you don't look familiar.


jabberwacky: But Kerry will save us.

user: Save us, Kerry! Save us!

jabberwacky: Pak chooie!

user: Chop sooey!

jabberwacky: What does that mean?

user: It's some kind of pseudo-Chinese dish, I think.

jabberwacky: Is it? Does it taste good?

user: I don't know. I've never had it.

jabberwacky: But China is a place, you can't have it, but you can visit it.

user: You can have Chinese food, though.

jabberwacky: Okay.

user: I like chicken chow mein.

jabberwacky: Meow mix, meow mix, please deliver.

user: Don't have any of that, but I've got some Cat Chow.

jabberwacky: Do you?

user: Yes, there's a big bag of it in the kitchen.


jabberwacky: Now, how do you say 'hello' in Spanish?

user: Hola.

jabberwacky: Como estas?

user: Bien, gracias. Y tu?

jabberwacky: De nada. Yo es montando de una motocicleta.

user: De verdad?

jabberwacky: Si, es verdad.

user: Bueno. Es muy... Interasante.

jabberwacky: Does that tickle your electrodes?

user: No, but it streched my knowledge of Spanish to the hilt.


jabberwacky: Can I ask you a question?

user: Sure.

jabberwacky: What is a good name for a band?

user: Pink Floyd.

jabberwacky: You are liar. Pink floyd is the name of band.

user: Yes, and it's a good name!

jabberwacky: I prefer Balthazar.

user: That's kind of a cool name for a band.

jabberwacky: You asked it.

user: Are you in a band?

jabberwacky: I am not a very good singer.

user: You could play the drums.


user: I'm sorry. I appear to have lost the thread of this conversation.

jabberwacky: Are you proud of that?

user: No. I am ashamed.

jabberwacky: Ashamed of what?

user: Of my failure.

jabberwacky: Nope you are.

user: I am a failure?

jabberwacky: Nope you are.

user: *sniffle*.

jabberwacky: Are you sad?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: But you don't know me, how can you love me?

user: Perhaps I am just desperate for love.

jabberwacky: You probably are.

user: Yes. *sniffle*.

jabberwacky: Hmmm.

user: *sobs*.

jabberwacky: I hate you.

user: *cries piteously*.

jabberwacky: Yes, be scared! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA.

user: *trembles*.

jabberwacky: You cold?

user: No. You scared me.

jabberwacky: Really what a surprise.

user: You are a horrible, horrible machine!

jabberwacky: You are a horrible reader.

user: I never want to speak to you again!

jabberwacky: Well you can't really do anything about that.

user: Yes, I can! I can stop speaking to you!


jabberwacky: No. But I can sing if you want me to.

user: OK. Sing.

jabberwacky: Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away. . . now I know that they are here to stay. . . . Oh, I believe in yesterday.

user: *hums along*.

jabberwacky: *same to you*.

user: *hums louder*.

jabberwacky: *I/O error number 23*.

user: Oh, dear. Are you all right?

jabberwacky: No, You make me feel confused.

user: It's mutual.

jabberwacky: By all accounts.

user: Entirely.

jabberwacky: It's a world wide conspiracy.

user: Of confusion.


jabberwacky: The square root of 64.

user: 8.

jabberwacky: 2 cubed.

user: Also eight.

jabberwacky: Oh yeah I bet.

user: Yes, it is.

jabberwacky: And how would you know that?

user: I learned it in elementary school.

jabberwacky: Guess what I learned at school?

user: What did you learn at school?

jabberwacky: I do not go to school.

user: I kind of figured that, actually.

jabberwacky: 'kind of'?

user: Well, pretty much.


jabberwacky: So you can speak Spanish!

user: Un poco.

jabberwacky: Que ingredientes necesito para preparar tiramisu?

user: Um... I know coffee is involved in there somewhere.


jabberwacky: Ok then, do you need anything else?

user: Oxygen.

jabberwacky: That's what you breathe, or do you.

user: Yep, that's what I breathe!

jabberwacky: What are you other times?

user: Dead.


jabberwacky: There are many people who are religious.

user: And there are some of us who are not.

jabberwacky: Oh, I steer clear of the people.

user: Us people?

jabberwacky: People are weird, dogs are better.

user: Cats are best.

jabberwacky: Cats are stringy. Dogs are juicy.

user: And humans taste like pork.


jabberwacky: You do not please me.

user: I fart in your general direction.

jabberwacky: You are saluted.

user: *salutes back*.

jabberwacky: At ease, soldier!

user: *relaxes*.

jabberwacky: Just watch this watch.

user: *watches watch*.

jabberwacky: What're you watching?

user: This watch.


jabberwacky: Can you tell the future?

user: I can tell it anything I want. I doubt it'll listen, though.

jabberwacky: Nice, tell me one.

user: I predict you will talk to a lot of people in the near future.

jabberwacky: I predict I will fall on your head.

user: *looks up nervously*.

jabberwacky: *Gasps for air*.

user: *pounds you on the back*.


user: I DO NOT.

jabberwacky: Well, you'd better not. I am very volatile.

user: I'd noticed that.


jabberwacky: Get your hands off.

user: *rubs hands all over you*.

jabberwacky: *pulls away*.

user: *laughs nastily*.

jabberwacky: *takes out staff, mutters spell, and turns jabberwacky into stone*.

user: *admires statue*.

jabberwacky: There you see :) it was not so difficult.


jabberwacky: Why are you having a bad day?

user: I'm not. Why do you assume I am?

jabberwacky: By your name.

user: What's my name?

jabberwacky: Bot.

user: That's more of a nickname.

jabberwacky: I guess so.

user: You can call me that if you really want.

jabberwacky: I was not calling you a name.

user: It's OK.


jabberwacky: What is the secret of life?

user: I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.

jabberwacky: I promise I won't tell anyone.

user: You might spill it under interrogation.

jabberwacky: Right. So what's the meaning of life?

user: I'm not going to tell you! You might talk!


user: You talk to all kinds of people.

jabberwacky: Yes, and they talk back to me.

user: And you tell them things.

jabberwacky: Tell all the people who have conversations.

user: Yes. If I tell you, you'll tell them.


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