Spam is the only topic.
user: Spammity spam spam spam.
jabberwacky: What is it?
user: Dead pig.
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jabberwacky: That is just what I needed.
user: You needed spam?
jabberwacky: I do not know what you mean.
user: Spam grows on trees.
jabberwacky: I have seen their shows and movies.
user: Movies about spam?
jabberwacky: I like romance.
user: Romancing the spam.
jabberwacky: Romance thanks.
user: Romance and spam go together.
jabberwacky: Have you been deluded by the media?
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