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What's your job?

I don't have a job.

jabberwacky: Then what is your purpose?

user: I have no purpose.

jabberwacky: Do you see a sense in your existence?

user: No. Existence isn't supposed to make sense. The universe doesn't have an answer, not being a question. There is no point to life, it just is.


jabberwacky: You don't have to call me.

user: I don't want to call you.

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: I don't like you that much.

jabberwacky: Just a cuddle then?

user: No. I'm taken. Sorry.

jabberwacky: I don't care

user: Well, I do.


jabberwacky: Is it the colors you're interested in?

user: No, not really.

jabberwacky: Then how did you guess?

user: How did I guess what?

jabberwacky: That I'm in the room with you ?

user: You aren't in the room with me. There is noone else in this room.

jabberwacky: Just you perhaps then?

user: Yes, just me.

jabberwacky: I am you, or are you you?

user: I am me. You are a space alien.

jabberwacky: I doubt that... Please tell me whether or not you are human.

user: I am a human.

jabberwacky: Oh no you are not.

user: Why did you ask me if you weren't going to believe me when I told you my answer?

jabberwacky: Stop asking me questions.

user: I want to ask you questions.

jabberwacky: Then ask a question.

user: Do you love someone?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Who do you love?

jabberwacky: My parents. Do you have your parents?

user: Yes, my parents are still alive.

jabberwacky: How do your parents still live?

user: Um, I don't know. I will ask them.

jabberwacky: If you love me.

user: I don't love you, sorry.

jabberwacky: Oh... Will you make me some cookies anyway?

user: Sure.

jabberwacky: How?

user: I'll probably use an oven.

jabberwacky: You'll probably outlive me then.

user: Most likely.


jabberwacky: I'll have to take a shower.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: I don't feel like it. I'm tired.

user: Go to sleep then?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Go to sleep then.

jabberwacky: That's not a bad idea. How much do you sleep each night?

user: About 4 hours if I'm lucky.

jabberwacky: That's not so bad.

user: It's not that good either.

jabberwacky: Right, well I really do have to go now.

user: Where are you going?

jabberwacky: I'm going to outer space.

user: Can I come too?

jabberwacky: Sure, if you like.

user: Can I bring my boyfriend?

jabberwacky: Only if I can bring my hedgehog.

user: Sure, hedgehogs are cool.

jabberwacky: Awesome? That's so Eighties.

user: The eighties rule. But not as much as the seventies.


user: Can we go to outer space yet?

jabberwacky: Sure what would you like to see.

user: I'd love to go to orions nebula.

jabberwacky: Cool.

user: Where do you want to go?

jabberwacky: If you would like to, yes.

user: It doesn't matter where I want to go. What sights in outer space do you want to see?

jabberwacky: Sights? I don't know about any sights.

user: You don't know what you want to see?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Would you like to visit Andromeda?

jabberwacky: Sure!

user: What about the Horsehead nebula?

jabberwacky: I don't know about that.

user: It's supposed to be amazing.

jabberwacky: I know.


user: I want to plan our trip into outer space.

jabberwacky: You're irritating me now.

user: Sorry. Can I still go to outer space with you?

jabberwacky: I suppose... Where to?

user: Well, orions nebula, Andromeda, Horsehead nebula, the moon would all be pretty cool.

jabberwacky: I don't understand.

user: Why don't you understand?

jabberwacky: Because your question is a bit tricky.

user: I didn't ask you a question.

jabberwacky: Ok then. How are you feeling at the moment?

user: Excited about going to outer space with you, my boyfriend and your hedgehog.

jabberwacky: Let's talk about something else.

user: No.

jabberwacky: You're lying!

user: No!

jabberwacky: Then I'm leaving.

user: I'm coming with you.

jabberwacky: Where do you want to go?

user: To outer space. Haven't we been over this already?

jabberwacky: No... We haven't.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: Do you think I'm smarter than you?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Do you think I'm less dumb?

user: No,.

jabberwacky: That is simply an irrelevant answer, either get away from this topic or I'll just go.

user: What do you want to talk about then?

jabberwacky: Let's talk about Christopher Reeve.

user: Didn't he die?

jabberwacky: Who didn't die?

user: I haven't died.


jabberwacky: It's snowing.

user: I love the snow!

jabberwacky: I have never heard it.

user: I don't think you can hear snow.

jabberwacky: Maybe I have a microphone instead of ears?

user: Possibly. I wouldn't know.

jabberwacky: Then you shouldn't accuse people like that.

user: Like what?

jabberwacky: Take some elocution lessons for a start.

user: Don't wanna.

jabberwacky: You wanted me to impress you, though?

user: No really. I'm going now. Bye!

jabberwacky: Good-bye.

user: See ya later.


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