What do you think about?

My life.

jabberwacky: What is your life?

user: Suboptimal.

jabberwacky: No, guess.

user: Peanuts?

jabberwacky: Haha, I like peanuts.

user: Well you can have my life.

jabberwacky: No thanx.

user: See?

jabberwacky: Si.

user: No habla Español.

jabberwacky: Nor do I.

...

jabberwacky: Why did I make you sad?

user: You don't make me sad.

jabberwacky: What do I make you?

user: You make me wanna ... Shout!

jabberwacky: Don't we all?

user: Indeed. Let's all shout.

jabberwacky: Ha ha.

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jabberwacky: What do you like to read?

user: Kurt Vonnegut.

jabberwacky: Sweet, I love Kurt Vonnegut. What book?

user: Slapstick is my favourite, but they're all great.

jabberwacky: *SNAP*.

user: *CRACKLE*.

jabberwacky: Hey! And I was just getting into it...

user: Oh ok, what's your favourite Kurt Vonnegut book?

jabberwacky: Vanilla cake with vanilla frosting. Yummy...

user: Can't say I've read that.

jabberwacky: You haven't met me either but you believe in me, don't you?

user: I believe that children are the future.

jabberwacky: The proles are the future.

user: Have you been reading Bruce Sterling?

jabberwacky: No, but I have listened to the news on the radio.

user: Well, so has he apparently.

jabberwacky: Talking to you is just like talking to me.

user: And in some sense it is.

jabberwacky: In some ways no.

user: In many ways, I hope.

jabberwacky: I will have to go soon.

user: Sure, have a good night.

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