Fake.
jabberwacky: You had your doubts?
user: Now who's speaking rubbish, SINNER!! *pushes you again*.
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user: Space.
jabberwacky: Any particular planet ?
user: Jupiter.
jabberwacky: No, too starry.
user: Hmm, how bout Neptune?
jabberwacky: Better answer.
user: Sounds good. Make a date of it?
jabberwacky: What would you like?
user: ;).
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jabberwacky: You are not real and you don't know anything.
user: *cries*.
jabberwacky: *dries tears*.
user: *cries more*.
jabberwacky: Why are YOU crying?
user: You insulted me.
jabberwacky: What did I say?
user: ' you are not real and you don't know anything.'
jabberwacky: I don't understand what you said.
user: You told me that I am not real, and I don't know anything.
jabberwacky: THAT IS BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT VERY SMART!
user: *beats you with a baseball bat*.
jabberwacky: *dies*.
user: O .... Ooops.
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jabberwacky: Bye.
user: Byebye.
jabberwacky: Nice to meet you.
user: Likewise, see you around.
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