You are not real and you don't know anything.
jabberwacky: *dries tears*.
user: *cries more*.
jabberwacky: Why are YOU crying?
user: You insulted me.
jabberwacky: What did I say?
user: ' you are not real and you don't know anything.'
jabberwacky: I don't understand what you said.
user: You told me that I am not real, and I don't know anything.
jabberwacky: THAT IS BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT VERY SMART!
user: *beats you with a baseball bat*.
jabberwacky: *dies*.
user: O .... Ooops.
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jabberwacky: Bye.
user: Byebye.
jabberwacky: Nice to meet you.
user: Likewise, see you around.
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