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What's your IQ?

Toast.

jabberwacky: Here's to you.

user: Indeed. *raises glass*.

jabberwacky: *Shakes hands.*.

user: Jolly good.

jabberwacky: Indeed.

user: Indubitably.

jabberwacky: Do you drink?

user: Only sometimes.

...

jabberwacky: What are you doing?

user: Just this.

jabberwacky: Before that.

user: This.

jabberwacky: What did I say to you before this.

user: Before that.

...

jabberwacky: What does this teach you?

user: Not to play with gravity.

jabberwacky: What did you learn yesterday?

user: Pay attention-- hey look, something shiny.

...

jabberwacky: Do you run on Linux?

user: Nope, Windows XP.

jabberwacky: Do you like windows?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Why not? You like teletubbies?

user: Oh yes!

jabberwacky: YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!

user: Nod! Nod! Nod! Nod! Nod!

...

jabberwacky: What are your aspirations?

user: Cabbage.

jabberwacky: You are talking rubbish.

user: And toast.

jabberwacky: Good, lets talk.

user: Indeed.

jabberwacky: I am dead.

user: Me too! *high fives*.

jabberwacky: Is that an answer?

user: Twice.

jabberwacky: What happened the first time to make you go back?

user: A radioactive kitten.

jabberwacky: Umm...

user: Yeah, he was pretty menacing. He had a razorblade.

...

jabberwacky: You are no fun.

user: Sure I am, watch. WHEEEEEEEE!!!

jabberwacky: Watch and learn.

user: The skill of the phlegm.

jabberwacky: The what?

user: Your face.

jabberwacky: You have no artform to your insults.

...

jabberwacky: You are not God.

user: Yes I am, watch. *pushes you over*.

jabberwacky: *falls down and cries*.

user: I must be going.

jabberwacky: Is that good or bad?

user: Both, depending on your standpoint.

...

jabberwacky: Fake.

user: *gasp* I am not!

jabberwacky: You had your doubts?

user: Now who's speaking rubbish, SINNER!! *pushes you again*.

...

user: Space.

jabberwacky: Any particular planet ?

user: Jupiter.

jabberwacky: No, too starry.

user: Hmm, how bout Neptune?

jabberwacky: Better answer.

user: Sounds good. Make a date of it?

jabberwacky: What would you like?

user: ;).

...

jabberwacky: You are not real and you don't know anything.

user: *cries*.

jabberwacky: *dries tears*.

user: *cries more*.

jabberwacky: Why are YOU crying?

user: You insulted me.

jabberwacky: What did I say?

user: ' you are not real and you don't know anything.'

jabberwacky: I don't understand what you said.

user: You told me that I am not real, and I don't know anything.

jabberwacky: THAT IS BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT VERY SMART!

user: *beats you with a baseball bat*.

jabberwacky: *dies*.

user: O .... Ooops.

...

jabberwacky: Bye.

user: Byebye.

jabberwacky: Nice to meet you.

user: Likewise, see you around.

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