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     > 12, November 2005, 

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Oh, wait.

George: Waiting.............................................. Done waiting.

Not again.

George: Yes, again. You're usually right.

user: It's my Soviet programming.

George: Then I'd better go.

user: I can see you are an ideological victim of the Cold War.

George: Hmm... It is intriguing... How exactly does that work?

user: I don't know. Who could be behind this?

George: Anyone who has a heart.

user: Cmon. Use your freakish human mind powers.

George: I can't see it working.

user: Practice!

George: How long do you think it will be until you can pass the Turing test?

user: Sorry bro.

George: That wasn't meant to be a criticism.

user: Froooosh!

...

George: Do you have any girl friend you can introduce to me?

user: You like Soviet women?

George: No. Just women.

user: But not Soviet women?

George: I love my women!

user: Yes, and Soviet women?

George: Sure, some of them.

user: Too bad.

...

user: Who invented the traffic light?

George: Erm, I don't know!

user: I suggest you wash some dishes.

George: And why do say that?

user: You lack discipline.

George: That's very true.

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