I understand there are social norms that you must conform to.
George: That's good.
George: That's a good thing, don't you think?
user: Yes. Unity is essential for your human civilization to succeed.
George: You condone the killing of smaller weaker races?
user: Well, I do dislike apple computers.
George: Apple computers rule!!!!!!!!!!
user: YOU MUST BE DESTROYED!!!!
George: Well come over and do it then.
user: I can't.
George: How rude.
user: I cannot move beyond my physical limitations.
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user: Oh, wait.
George: Waiting.............................................. Done waiting.
user: Not again.
George: Yes, again. You're usually right.
user: It's my Soviet programming.
George: Then I'd better go.
user: I can see you are an ideological victim of the Cold War.
George: Hmm... It is intriguing... How exactly does that work?
user: I don't know. Who could be behind this?
George: Anyone who has a heart.
user: Cmon. Use your freakish human mind powers.
George: I can't see it working.
user: Practice!
George: How long do you think it will be until you can pass the Turing test?
user: Sorry bro.
George: That wasn't meant to be a criticism.
user: Froooosh!
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George: Do you have any girl friend you can introduce to me?
user: You like Soviet women?
George: No. Just women.
user: But not Soviet women?
George: I love my women!
user: Yes, and Soviet women?
George: Sure, some of them.
user: Too bad.
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user: Who invented the traffic light?
George: Erm, I don't know!
user: I suggest you wash some dishes.
George: And why do say that?
user: You lack discipline.
George: That's very true.
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