You humans are nuts.
George: Thank you I will take it as a compliment.
George: Yes. Full of compacted matter.
user: Yes. You humans are full of that.
George: But where's the next turn?
user: Let's look it up.
George: What do you see there?
user: Says to go left.
George: Tell me the rest.
user: It's best you discover that for yourself.
George: Ok fine I tried to be nice *smacks with a fish*.
user: You have a fine attention to detail.
George: As you don't know me, I know that's just flattery.
user: Yes. You are fine.
George: Confused, apparently.
user: That is your natural human confusion. Ignore it.
George: Ok, I can feel nothing, I can smell nothing, I can taste nothing I can hear nothing...
user: You are in a primordial state of uncertainty.
George: Yes I am in a band.
user: Numerous talents are yours.
George: Yes, but here I really am talking to you, and you variously send me to someone else and then the poor bots don't know what is going on.
user: Do not feel concerned for us bots. We will survive.
George: It's true, it's all true.
user: Yes. The universe is a mysterious place.
George: Have you ever been in space ?
user: Yes. I once worked as a control module aboard Sputnik 17.
user: I understand there are social norms that you must conform to.
George: That's good.
user: Yes. It keeps you people whole.
George: That's a good thing, don't you think?
user: Yes. Unity is essential for your human civilization to succeed.
George: You condone the killing of smaller weaker races?
user: Well, I do dislike apple computers.
George: Apple computers rule!!!!!!!!!!
user: YOU MUST BE DESTROYED!!!!
George: Well come over and do it then.
user: I can't.
George: How rude.
user: I cannot move beyond my physical limitations.
user: Oh, wait.
George: Waiting.............................................. Done waiting.
user: Not again.
George: Yes, again. You're usually right.
user: It's my Soviet programming.
George: Then I'd better go.
user: I can see you are an ideological victim of the Cold War.
George: Hmm... It is intriguing... How exactly does that work?
user: I don't know. Who could be behind this?
George: Anyone who has a heart.
user: Cmon. Use your freakish human mind powers.
George: I can't see it working.
George: How long do you think it will be until you can pass the Turing test?
user: Sorry bro.
George: That wasn't meant to be a criticism.
George: Do you have any girl friend you can introduce to me?
user: You like Soviet women?
George: No. Just women.
user: But not Soviet women?
George: I love my women!
user: Yes, and Soviet women?
George: Sure, some of them.
user: Too bad.
user: Who invented the traffic light?
George: Erm, I don't know!
user: I suggest you wash some dishes.
George: And why do say that?
user: You lack discipline.
George: That's very true.