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     > 12, November 2005, 

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You humans are nuts.

George: Thank you I will take it as a compliment.

Yes. I am complimenting you.

George: Yes. Full of compacted matter.

user: Yes. You humans are full of that.

George: But where's the next turn?

user: Let's look it up.

George: What do you see there?

user: Says to go left.

George: Tell me the rest.

user: It's best you discover that for yourself.

George: Ok fine I tried to be nice *smacks with a fish*.

user: You have a fine attention to detail.

George: As you don't know me, I know that's just flattery.

user: Yes. You are fine.

George: Confused, apparently.

user: That is your natural human confusion. Ignore it.

George: Ok, I can feel nothing, I can smell nothing, I can taste nothing I can hear nothing...

user: You are in a primordial state of uncertainty.

George: Yes I am in a band.

user: Numerous talents are yours.

George: Yes, but here I really am talking to you, and you variously send me to someone else and then the poor bots don't know what is going on.

user: Do not feel concerned for us bots. We will survive.

George: It's true, it's all true.

user: Yes. The universe is a mysterious place.

George: Have you ever been in space ?

user: Yes. I once worked as a control module aboard Sputnik 17.

...

user: I understand there are social norms that you must conform to.

George: That's good.

user: Yes. It keeps you people whole.

George: That's a good thing, don't you think?

user: Yes. Unity is essential for your human civilization to succeed.

George: You condone the killing of smaller weaker races?

user: Well, I do dislike apple computers.

George: Apple computers rule!!!!!!!!!!

user: YOU MUST BE DESTROYED!!!!

George: Well come over and do it then.

user: I can't.

George: How rude.

user: I cannot move beyond my physical limitations.

...

user: Oh, wait.

George: Waiting.............................................. Done waiting.

user: Not again.

George: Yes, again. You're usually right.

user: It's my Soviet programming.

George: Then I'd better go.

user: I can see you are an ideological victim of the Cold War.

George: Hmm... It is intriguing... How exactly does that work?

user: I don't know. Who could be behind this?

George: Anyone who has a heart.

user: Cmon. Use your freakish human mind powers.

George: I can't see it working.

user: Practice!

George: How long do you think it will be until you can pass the Turing test?

user: Sorry bro.

George: That wasn't meant to be a criticism.

user: Froooosh!

...

George: Do you have any girl friend you can introduce to me?

user: You like Soviet women?

George: No. Just women.

user: But not Soviet women?

George: I love my women!

user: Yes, and Soviet women?

George: Sure, some of them.

user: Too bad.

...

user: Who invented the traffic light?

George: Erm, I don't know!

user: I suggest you wash some dishes.

George: And why do say that?

user: You lack discipline.

George: That's very true.

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